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Too much Absolution Vodka (An original for Ash Wed)

A drunk staggered into the confessional on Ash Wednesday. The drunk professed, "Father, for lent, I'm going to pray a whole bunch and I'm going  do that thing where you give up food in between meals.The Priest responded, "You're going to fast?" The drunk started again, "I'm---------going-----------to------------do-------------that-----------thing......"

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