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Pippa Middleton Accused of Wearing a False Bottom

Pippa MiddletonPippa Middleton Accused of Wearing a False Bottom:  Pippa Middleton, who became famous for her derrière at her sister’s royal wedding three years ago, is being accused by an etiquette expert from Monaco of wearing a “false bottom” at that wedding.  One can only hope that somehow, we’ll eventually be able to get to the bottom of this.

 

Australian PassengerAustralian Passenger Mistakes Cockpit Door for Toilet:  A drunken Australian passenger had to be restrained and then arrested after he mistook the cockpit door for the toilet on a Virgin Australia flight, triggering a hijack scare.  As bad as that sounds, its still a lot better than the pilot mistaking the bathroom for the cockpit.  Passengers who witnessed the fracas say he created a big stink.

 

Jonah FalconManhattanite To Be Honored at Icelandic Penis Museum:  New York resident Jonah Falcon, who became a big internet celebrity after a documentary determined that his 13.5-inch penis is the largest ever measured, has agreed to allow his penis to be displayed after his death at the Icelandic Phallological Museum, also know as the Icelandic Penis Museum.  His penis is so large, the government has listed it in the “too big to fail” category, although some are insisting that those measurements may be “inflated.”  One thing’s for sure, after all this fame, he’s gonna be forced to make some hard career choices.  Biblical Scholars are quick to point out that this Jonah shouldn’t be confused with the Jonah in the Old Testament story  “Jonah and the Whale.”

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

NBCUniversal Cuts Ties With Donald Trump

Donald TrumpNBCUniversal Cuts Ties With Donald Trump:  NBCUniversal announced it has cut ties with business mogul and GOP presidential candidate Donald Trump, whose show “The Apprentice” has aired on the network since 2004, over Trump’s recent derogatory statements about illegal immigrants.  Is it just me, or can Trump now legitimately complain that he’s lost his job due of illegal immigration?

 

Space XSpaceX Rocket Explodes in Huge Ball of Flames:  NASA has confirmed that, after a successful liftoff, the SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket with a payload of food and oxygen intended for the space station, has exploded in midair in a huge ball of flames before falling into the Atlantic ocean.  No kidding, I remember thinking “I thought the 4th of July was next weekend.”

 

RefrigeratorRefrigerator Falls and Kills Man Trying to Get Beer:  A coroner’s official reports that a Los Angeles man in his 60s died as he was getting a beer from a refrigerator in his garage when the appliance fell over and killed him.  Folks, as far as I’m concerned, this is yet another example of the horrific dangers one faces if they choose to get up off the couch.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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