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Baby Daddy

74 Jokes
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Baby Daddy

by Vinod Chhaproo

baby daddy implies the existence of ginger daddy, scary daddy, Victoria Beckham daddy and sporty daddy

Jun 3rd, 2021 via twitter

Vinod Chhaproo

Jersey City, NJ

Lindsay Lohan

by Warren Holstein

Silly baby daddy, when Lindsay Lohan said she was on the pill, she meant Adderall.

Apr 2nd, 2013 via twitterStaff Pick

Warren Holstein

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Baby Daddy

by Warren Holstein

Forget Father's Day. We need a Baby Daddy's Day. Instead of brunch or cheap cologne, you'd get DNA test results and served with a subpoena.

Jun 12th, 2013 via twitterStaff Pick

Warren Holstein

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Baby Daddy

by absrdNEWS

Scarlett Johansson gave birth to a baby girl. "The baby wouldn't stop crying when it learned its daddy wasn't Ryan Reynolds." said doctor

Sep 5th, 2014 via twitterStaff Pick

absrdNEWS

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Jeb Bush

by Warren Holstein

Jeb Bush has decided to "actively explore" pandering to the electorate to obtain the power to fuck them harder than his daddy and baby bro.

Dec 16th, 2014 via twitter

Warren Holstein

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Baby Daddy

by Jeff Dwoskin

looks at watch and around for daddy
Were they out of cigarettes?
looks at watch and around for daddy
#My1stFiveBabyWords

Jun 30th, 2019 via twitter

Jeff Dwoskin

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Detroit

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Dan LaMorte

Stand-up Comedian

New York, NY

Baby Daddy

by Covfefe Jones, King Of Shade.

Next let's have hearings or at least a paternity test on whether Ivanka's baby-daddy is Chistopher Steele.

Dec 10th, 2019 via twitter

Covfefe Jones, King Of Shade.

It only looks like Shade if you are standing on the wrong side of the Light.

Oklahoma City

Candy Crowley

by Warren Holstein

BEST DEBATE MOMENT: When Candy Crowley announced that Obama was not the baby daddy and the crowd went batshit.

Oct 17th, 2012 via twitterStaff Pick

Warren Holstein

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Baby Daddy

by Markey Macias

Someone's baby daddy has been watching my stories on ig and it's weird bc I haven't spoken to her in years.

Kindly fuck off unless u like watching me deadlift while shitposting memes ????

Aug 31st, 2021 via twitter

Markey Macias

Baby Daddy

by Jonathan Palmer

Who Wants To Be My Baby Daddy?

#2019GameShows

Nov 14th, 2019 via twitter

Jonathan Palmer

Baby Daddy

by Patrick McLellan

One of those Baby on board decals but says Daddy is bored.

Apr 22nd, 2016 via twitter

Patrick McLellan

Hi.

Houston, TX

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