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Tomi Lahren Apologizes for Calling Joe Kennedy III a Little Limp D**k

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Limp-Dk-768x413.png 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Limp-Dk.png 800w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Tomi Lahren Apologizes for Calling Joe Kennedy III a Little Limp D**k:  Tomi Lahren has backtracked after she called Rep. Joe Kennedy III a “little limp d**k” in an Instagram video following Kennedy’s televised response to President Donald Trump’s State of the Union address.  While I’m certainly no Republican, I think her opinion about Kennedy needs to be taken seriously.  I mean, someone with a personality and disposition like hers – has be considered an authority on identifying limp d**ks.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/A-Scent-of-a-Man.jpg 546w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Scent of a Man Makes Women Drink More Alcohol:  Researchers from the University of South Florida have discovered that the scent of a man can make a woman drink more alcohol than she normally does.  Follow-up research found this phenomena to be especially true when its Harvey Weinstein’s scent that the women are picking up.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Clean-Water-Act.jpg 640w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Admin Rolls Back Obama’s Clean Water Act Protections:  The Trump administration has blocked the Obama 2015 Clean Water Act protections from taking effect – as it prepares to roll out its own, less stringent rules later this year.  So, its sounds like soon, we’ll not only have unsanitary water and polluted air, but also a dirty old man sitting in the Oval Office – all part of the “Make America Filthy Again” plan.  One thing’s for sure, thanks to President Trump, you’ll no longer have to travel long distances and across oceans to find yourself one of those genuine “s**thole countries” – we’ll become our own “s**thole country.”

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Study Finds Sore Joints Aren’t Caused by Bad Weather

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Bad-Joints.jpg 743w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Study Finds Sore Joints Aren’t Caused by Bad Weather:  Researchers from Harvard Medical School say the old folk tale that bad weather prompts aches and pains in bad joints just isn’t supported by the evidence.  Now I don’t know about that, but I do know I’ve smoked some really bad joints in some good weather.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Paula-White.jpg 720w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Advisor Claims Obama Threw Baby Jesus Out of White House:  During an appearance on the Fox News Channel, Donald Trump‘s “spiritual advisor” Paula White celebrated Christians’ victory in the War on Christmas, by saying that President Trump is allowing the baby Jesus back into the White House after Obama threw him out.  Perhaps, but I suspect that after Jesus takes a look around and sees all the neo-Nazis and White Supremisists Trump brought in, I’m not too sure he’ll wanna spend a lot of time hanging out there anyway.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Celiac-Disease.jpg 666w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />New Blood Test Can Accurately Diagnose Celiac Disease:  Celiac disease is an autoimmune disorder that affects only one percent of the US population, but a new blood test promises to detect once and for all, if someone actually has immune cells in their blood – even if they’ve not recently been exposed to gluten.  First customers for the tests are expected to be restaurant servers – who will administer them to whining, gluten-free customers to determine if they truly have Celiac disease or are simply obnoxious, trendy, jerk-off hipsters trying to impress their friends.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Baby Born From Embryo Frozen 24 Years Ago

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Baby-from-Embyro.jpg 750w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Baby Born From Embryo Frozen 24 Years Ago:  A 26-year-old American woman has given birth to a baby that grew from an embryo frozen 24 years earlier, in what could be a record length between the donating of an embryo and the delivery of a child.  All I can say is, this poor kid has to have one hell of a confusing birth certificate.  I mean, if Trump thought Obama’s birth certificate was a problem, this outta make his head spin right off.  And considering its Tennessee, I’m rather surprised she hasn’t been summoned for jury duty by now.  That said, the parents insist the child is doing quite well and is already asking permission to watch old episodes of “Friends.”

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Beetle-Penis-768x... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Beetle-Penis-1024... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Beetle-Penis.jpg 1300w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Beetle Penises Hold Clues For Better Medical Devices:  Researchers at Kiel University in Germany say the stiffness of beetle penises may help solve an engineering problem people who design medical catheters have had for a long time – how do you keep a very thin tube flexible enough to snake into hard-to-reach area, but still remain rigid enough to withstand insertion?  In related news, lawyers for research beetles with hard, but flexible penises – have just announced a $4 million sexual harassment suit against Kiel University in Germany.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Lanternsharks-768... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Lanternsharks-102... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Lanternsharks.jpg 1210w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />New Species of Glow in the Dark Sharks Discovered in Hawaii:  Earlier this year, a new species of deepwater shark who’s underbelly glows in the dark, was discovered in waters surrounding the Northwestern Hawaiian Islands.  The light works as camouflage and helps them to hunt, communicate and find sexual partners.  Gee, must be one of those Fukushima sharks.  They have a certain glow about them.  As if the world situation isn’t bad enough, and now they’re telling me that light at the end of the tunnel may turn out to be a shark?

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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