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February 10th, 2013
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Boston Red Sox outfield prospect Bryce Brentz accidently shot himself in the leg. Must be contagious--last year Bobby Valentine shot himself in the foot.
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David Ortiz says players who test positive for steroids should be suspended from baseball for the whole season. Ortiz is confident saying that, since his drug of choice is gravy.

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Former Boston infielder Lou Merloni recently told reporters that the Red Sox taught players how to use steroids. Judging by his 14 career home runs, Merloni must have a learning disability.

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Boston Red Sox hurler Daisuke Matsuzaka allowed five runs in the first inning of a rehab start. That's the worst rehab start since Amy Winehouse.

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David Ortiz said he wound up on the list of drug users as a result of over-the-counter vitamins. And because of Dunkin Donuts' new HGH crullers.

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The Red Sox were overwhelmed by the Tampa Rays at Fenway yet again. Boston is so afraid of the Rays, Paul Revere will warn the city when they return.

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Ted Williams' remains were apparently mistreated by a company that was supposed to freeze and preserve the former Red Sox slugger.  This is in direct defiance of the Hall of Famer's instructions:  "Cut off my head, put it in the freezer, and then continue to treat it with the utmost of respect!"

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Red Sox slugger David Ortiz is in the biggest homerun slump of his career. He's still had plenty of Grand Slams, but only at Denny's.

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