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Ohio Cops Remove Beer Can from Skunk’s Head

Skunk Stuck Beer CanOhio Cops Remove Beer Can from Skunk’s Head:  Police have removed a Miller Lite beer can from an semi-intoxicated skunk’s head found waddling around near a fraternity at Miami of Ohio University.  Wow, that really stinks!  Another reason to never invite a skunk to a fraternity keg party.  They’ll just get drunk as a skunk.  In fact, the skunk was so loaded that when the black and white cruiser pulled up, the skunk thought it was one of his pals coming to party.

 

Calming WaterStudy Finds Water Gives Humanity a Sense of Calm:  Since ancient times, humans have assigned healing and transformational properties to water and scientists say we still turn to water for a sense of calm and clarity.  Researchers say the one possible exception to the “calming water” theory would be the Fukushima area.

 

Gog Eats SocksVets Say Ailing Great Dane Ate 43.5 Socks:  Veterinarians at an Oregon animal hospital got quite a shock when they found and then removed 43-1/2 socks in the stomach of a 140-pound ailing Great Dane, in an emergency surgery that likely saved the pooch’s life.  Doctors told the dog’s baffled family that if the animal was from Boston instead of Oregon, its would be easier to understand why a dog would be such a fanatic Sox fan.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Decomposing Bodies Found at Arkansas Funeral Home

Arkansas Funeral HomeDecomposing Bodies Found at Arkansas Funeral Home:  An Arkansas funeral home has had its license suspended after an inspector found bodies stacked in a cooler packed beyond capacity and other decomposing bodies that hadn’t been embalmed lying out in the open.  Sounds like they were just letting all their work pile up on them.  The funeral director says he hopes people will judge them not by this mistake, but by their whole “body” of work.  Local Arkansas officials say that as far as they can tell, there were no fatalities.

 

Wade BoggsWade Boggs Guide Fined for Wildlife Violations on Sheep Hunt:  A Montana man has been ordered to pay a $3,000 fine after pleading guilty to federal wildlife violations while leading former Boston Red Sox third baseman Wade Boggs on a 2009 sheep hunt in Alaska.  Call me a prude, but I’m pretty sure I don’t wanna know what those violations were.

 

War MedalsLying About Earning War Medals Is Protected Speech:  A divided Supreme Court overturned a law that made it a crime to lie about having earned a military decoration, saying that the act was an unconstitutional infringement on free speech.  Now I have never lied my military decorations, but I have lied about Christmas decorations.

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Johnny Robish

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