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LA Thieves Make Off With 2nd Ambulance in a Week

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Ambulance.jpg 500w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />LA Thieves Make Off With 2nd Ambulance in a Week:  The Los Angeles Fire Department reports that for the second time in a week, thieves have made off with an ambulance in the LA area.  Yea, well – knowing LA, its probably all part of a publicity stunt for a new video game – “Grand Theft Ambulance.”

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Hand-Dryers-768x5... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Hand-Dryers.jpg 850w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Restroom Hand Dryers Suck Up Fecal Matter and Spray Them Out:  A new study found that hand dryers in public restrooms suck up fecal bacteria from the air and spew it out at a rapid speed everywhere.  Researchers say that while the dryers do indeed spread bacteria, drying your hands with them is still a lot more sanitary than say – licking a toilet seat.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Franky-Boy-Cali.jpg 700w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Gambino Crime Family to Name New Leader:  Law-enforcement officials say that the Gambino crime family has finally decided on Francesco “Franky Boy” Cali as the new leader of the 750-member organization.  When asked for a response, Attorney General Jeff Sessions said a big shake-up like this has been long overdue given that James Gandolfini has been dead for a while now. 

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Stormy Daniels 60 Minutes Interview Airs

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/60-Minutes-Interv... 646w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Stormy Daniels 60 Minutes Interview Airs:  Despite threats by the President’s legal team to stop it, porn star Stormy Daniels 60 Minutes interview has aired and its being reported that Donald and Melania watched the interview separately.  Regardless of what happened, I don’t think its right when people try and slut-shame the President like this.  I mean, hasn’t he suffered enough – what with the syphilis and all?  The President sets a great example of practicing “family values.”  Only in his case, he happens to have an extended family, which includes hookers and porn stars.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Donald-and-Stormy... 618w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Stormy Spanked and Had Unprotected Sex With Trump:  Even though porn star Stormy Daniels gave intimate details about having sex and spanking Donald Trump in her 60 Minutes interview with Anderson Cooper, the President’s loyal followers say they doubt her truthfulness and are claiming its is all theory and conjecture.  Yea, well, if it is just a theory – it’s the “big bang” theory.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/99-Cents-Only-Sto... 702w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Jack Sinclair Named Chief Executive Officer of 99 Cents Only Stores:  The 99 Cents Only Stores LLC, a deep-discount retailer with nearly 400 stores in California, Texas, Arizona and Nevada, announced that Jack Sinclair has been named Chief Executive Officer upon the retirement of retail industry veteran, Geoffrey Covert.  Hell, I was just shopping at a 99 Cents Only Store just last week.  Tried to talk them down on some of their prices, but they wouldn’t budge.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Bill Gates Warns of Pandemic That Could Harm 33 Million

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Bill-Grates-768x6... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Bill-Grates-1024x... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Bill-Grates.jpg 1187w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Bill Gates Warns of Pandemic That Could Harm 33 Million:  Bill Gates says the U.S. and other world governments are falling short in preparing the world population for the “significant probability of a large modern-day pandemic occurring in our lifetimes.”  Gates went on to add that if we don’t contain this treat now, its quite possible the majority of computers worldwide could be using the Mac Operating System instead of Windows in just a few short years.

 

Scientists Can Now Keep Pig’s Brain Alive Outside Its Body:  A team of scientists recently revealed they were able to keep the brain of a pig alive outside of its body for 36 hours after it had been decapitated.  I kind of feel sorry for the brain, because when you’re attached to a piece of equipment like that – its hard to get a head in life.  Always the optimist, the pig’s brain told friends – “don’t worry, I’ll be bacon my feet in no time.”

 

Golden State Killer Case Has Implications for Genetic Privacy:  The recent arrest of the Golden State Killer, where investigators used the open-source genetic database GEDmatch to explore family trees and see whether any contained matches to DNA samples from the crime scenes, is raising questions about how our genetic information is being used and who has access to it.  One thing’s for sure, companies specializing in genetic code research are sure gonna lose a large percentage of their serial killer market.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Tucker Carlson Says Normal People Can’t Live in California

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Tucker-Carlson.png 618w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Tucker Carlson Says Normal People Can’t Live in California:  Fox News host Tucker Carlson told viewers that normal people can’t live in California – and then described the state as a third world style dystopia dominated by illegal aliens and “tech oligarchs” with no common language, an no common culture, a collapsing infrastructure, an out of control debt, schools which are unusable and filthy public spaces.  Gee, my question for Tucker and the Fox News viewers is, why would you even care about where “normal people” live?  That’s not your demographic.  Sounds a little like Tucker needs a safe space.  Perhaps Tucker should consider moving to the deep south, where much of the population lives in abject poverty, but they have really beautiful, plush college football facilities.

 

Study Finds Porn Can Shut Down Part of Your Brain:  New research found that looking at erotic movies can actually shut down the part of the brain that processes visual stimuli.  On the plus side, while the brain may shut down, other parts of the body seem to perk up.

 

 

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Online-Dating.png 768w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Study Finds 1 in 3 New Marriages Now Start Online:  Researchers found that more than a third of new marriages started online and that those relationships were slightly happier than those that began more traditionally.  Hell, I had a friend who met his wife online.  It was a mixed marriage – he was a Mac user, she used a PC.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Calif Judge Rules Coffee Must Have Cancer Warning Labels

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Coffee.jpg 640w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Calif Judge Rules Coffee Must Have Cancer Warning Labels:  A California judge has ruled that coffee companies such as Starbucks must now put warning labels on their products because the state of California has determined that coffee has chemicals in it which have been linked to cancer.

 

In response to the ruling, California health officials say they will soon propose legislation requiring companies sending their employees off on a coffee break, to now refer to those breaks as a “cancer breaks.”  This ruling will especially apply to employees who also enjoy a cigarette along with their coffee while sitting in break rooms which have asbestos insulation. 

 

Meanwhile, Starbucks countered that the original study only found that coffee caused cancer in laboratory rats, and claims that its always been their policy not to sell coffee to rats – not out of any deep-seeded prejudice against rodents, but for the rat’s own protection.  In fact, during court hearings on the issue, state officials had to admit under cross-examination that they’ve never encountered a rat with a valid Starbucks coffee card.    

 

And because coffee is such a popular beverage in California, health officials are advising residents that if you must drink coffee, for heaven’s sake – play it safe and only drink coffee when you’re in states where there are no cancer warnings.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Smithsonian Publishes Controversial Article on Jellyfish

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Jellyfish-768x511... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Jellyfish.jpg 1024w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Smithsonian Publishes Controversial Article on Jellyfish:  An article in Smithsonian Magazine claims that jellyfish are essentially a boneless, bloodless and brainless species whose mouth also doubles as their anus.  Now I have no idea what the Smithsonian has against jellyfish, but this is the kind of hurtful name-calling is not exactly what one would expect from a respected scientific journal and it needs to stop now.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/March-for-Science... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/March-for-Science... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/March-for-Science... 1060w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Thousands Attend 2018 March For Science:  Thousands of protesters in 250 rallies around the world marched to advocate for science policies to be involved in policymaker’s everyday conversations.  Well, guess we don’t have to ask what the Kardashians did over the weekend.  Sadly, many others said they would have attended, but they didn’t feel there was strong enough evidence there was even gonna be a march.

 

Rental Car Agent Finds Body in Back Seat of Returned Car:  Los Angeles police say a car rental agency employee got a big surprise in a Jefferson Park alley when he went to retrieve a car and found a woman’s dead body in the back seat.  Angry car rental employees sat the contract plainly specifies that any dead bodies are to be dropped off up on Mulholland Drive, not left in the back seat of our cars.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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