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Major Flaw Logging in to iPhone X Uncovered

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/iPhone-X-768x652.jpg 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/iPhone-X-1024x870... 1024w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Major Flaw Logging in to iPhone X Uncovered:  Had to call Apple to complain after encountering major issues trying to login to my iPhone X.  The damn iPhone’s facial recognition feature has not only been blocking me from logging me in, but has also begun calling me ugly too.  To make matters worse, Siri has been sending me lists of notable plastic surgeons in my area.

 

Finland Testing Nasal Spray Aimed at Tackling Gambling Addiction:  Researchers in Finland are testing to see if naloxone, a fast-working spray that blocks the production of dopamine, could be beneficial in helping to cure gambling addiction.  Researchers are optimistic about the results and many of those its designed to help are betting heavily that it’ll work.

 

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Deputy Press Secretary Hogan Gidley Defends Jared and Ivanka:  White House deputy press secretary Hogan Gidley told reporters that Steve Bannon’s comments about Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump in Michael Wolff’s new book were “grotesque” and “repugnant” considering the president’s children have been “sacrificing their personal lives in service to their country.”  Gee, I never quite thought of grifting and treason as a sacrifice, but I suppose both can consume a lot of one’s time.  That said, it sounds like a certain deputy press secretary is kissing-up for that head White House Press Secretary job once Sarah Huckabee Sanders finally gets called back home to Satan.

 

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Claire’s Pulls 17 Makeup Products Over Asbestos

Claire’s Pulls 17 Makeup Products Over Asbestos:  National retailer Claire’s has yanked 17 products in a makeup kit after a diligent mom who bought them for her 6-year-old daughter – had them tested and discovered they contained asbestos.  On a positive note, a child wearing this makeup should be well protected in the event of a house fire.

 

Apple’s Board Insisting CEO Tim Cook Fly Private Jets:  Apple’s board of directors is now making CEO Tim Cook fly on private aircraft when he travels, whether it’s for work or pleasure – claiming it’s in the interest of security and efficiency.  Well, at least now the poor guy won’t be bothered by some jerk sitting next to him and talking too loud on their iPhone.  On the downside, I’ll bet his baggage and carry-on fees probably went up.  Lucky Apple had a pretty good year – those baggage fees are getting almost as steep as Apple products.

 

Woman Stabs Husband With a Ceramic Squirrel:  A South Carolina woman is under arrest for stabbing her common-law husband in the chest with a ceramic squirrel after he returned home without any beer on Christmas Eve.  All can say is – this guy’s damn lucky the squirrel didn’t go for his nuts!

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