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Chad Ochocinco received $45,000 for appearing in the Pro Bowl. He can barely wait to spend it on his next fine.
Cincinnati is considering signing free-agent cornerback Ty Law. It's a surprising turn of events since the Bengals generally run away from the Law.
Cincinnati welcomed the opera to town. Then they realized it was just Chad Johnson saying, "me-me-me-me-me".
Chad Ochocinco says he tested out his injured left knee by having sex. In related news, the Cincinnati Bengals offer the best rehab ever.
The New York Jets defeated the Cincinnati Bengals in the playoffs on Saturday by a score of 24-14. So Cincinnati isn't going to the Super Bowl? Hey, at least Cincinnati doesn't have to deal with The Who again.
Chad Ochocinco is coming out with his own condoms. Jeremy Shockey should do the same, since he can't catch anything.
Cincinnati Bengal Chad Johnson had to wear a jersey with Johnson on it rather than his new name "Ocho Cinco." Johnson was disappointed, not because the jersey still said "Johnson," but because it still said "Bengals".
Bengals receiver Chad Johnson has a torn labrum. Unfortunately for the rest of us, that's in his shoulder and not his voice box.
A new season of Dancing With The Stars begins tonight. With a cast including Kate Gosselin, Shannon Doherty, and Chad Ochocinco, I can hardly wait to not watch it.