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Trump Appointee Removes Half the Scientists on Key EPA Board

Trump Appointee Removes Half the Scientists on Key EPA Board:  CNN has learned that Trump Environmental Protection Agency chief Scott Pruitt has dismissed half the scientists who serve on a science review board that plays a crucial role in all the work the EPA does.  In their place, Pruitt has decided to appoint a panel of televangelists in line with the Administration’s belief that the most pressing issue we’ll be facing environmentally over the next period will not be unproven liberal hoaxes like global warming, but plagues of locusts – and who could be more qualified than a bunch of TV pastors to call the shots on a locust plague?

 

Mexico Announces Largest Meth Seizure Ever:  Mexican authorities announced their largest methamphetamine seizure ever – 15 tons, found in pure powder form – at a ranch outside Guadalajara.  Mexican officials warn that if that much meth ever got into society, it could spell the end of the siesta as we know it.

 

Rome May Pave Historic Cobblestone So Women Can Wear Heels:  Rome Mayor Gianni Alemanno announced a plan to repave many of Rome’s iconic cobblestone streets in order to make it easier for women wearing high heels.  In related news, polls say Alemanno is expected to be a “shoe-in” for reelection this year.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Study Finds Your Pillow Has More Bacteria Than Toilet Seat

A PillowStudy Finds Your Pillow Has More Bacteria Than Toilet Seat:  A new study found that the average pillow has more bacteria on it than your toilet seat.  I don’t care, I’m still not sleeping on my toilet seat.

 

Arctic Sea IceArctic Sea Ice Levels Hits Record Low:  As Arctic sea ice levels hit a new record low, scientists are gathering to discuss how to make the public understand that we are “really running out of time.”  Nonsense, there’s still plenty of time – just not for humanity.

 

MethNew Super-Potent Meth Found at Texas Middle School:  Authorities in Texas have launched an investigation into the origin of a new, super-potent form of meth that wound-up in the hands of some Texas City middle schoolers.  Local officials are warning drug dealers “don’t meth with Texas.”

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Oregon Couple Tip Waitress With Crystal Meth

Oregon Couple Tip Waitress With Crystal Meth:  An Oregon couple, out to dinner at a charming resort town steakhouse, got themselves arrested for deciding to tip their waitress with an envelope full of crystal meth.  The couple defended leaving the meth tip, pointing out that service there has always been notoriously slow and they felt this might be a good way to speed things up a bit.

 

Steven Seagal to Promote Russian Arms Industry:  Deputy Prime Minister Dmitry Rogozin announced that action star Steven Seagal has just signed a deal to be the face promoting Russia’s arms industry.  It just might work.  Hell, he even looks like he just swallowed one of their tanks – whole.

 

Sex Between Neanderthals and Humans:  New DNA analyses indicates Neanderthals may have passed on a DNA fragment to humans, indicating a strong likelihood that humans did in fact have sex with Neanderthals.  Scientists say they are extremely hopeful this type of research will one day provide an explanation as to what Maria Shriver ever saw in Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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New York Thief Grabs Pot of Gold Off Armored Truck

gold-thiefNew York Thief Grabs Pot of Gold Off Armored Truck:  New York police are searching for a green-clad man who swiped an 86-pound pail of gold flakes off an armored truck and then disappeared with the estimated $1.6 million in treasure.  Police say a dog may have assisted in the heist, adding that their guess is it was most likely a golden retriever.

 

playboyPlaymate Booked for Methamphetamine Possession:  A former Playboy Playmate has been booked for felony possession of methamphetamine after being stopped for running a stop sign in Hollywood.  The former model claimed everything seemed to be happening so fast, she didn’t even notice the stop sign.

 

oldest-personWorld’s Oldest Person Marks 117th Birthday:  Emma Morano, thought to be the world’s oldest person and the last person alive born in the 1800’s, celebrated her 117th birthday in Italy, still swearing by her diet of two raw eggs a day.  I love hearing stories like this because I intend to live forever and I gotta tell ya – so far, so good.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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