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Mexico now has one of the world's most liberal laws for drug users after eliminating jail time for small amounts of marijuana, cocaine and even heroin, LSD and methamphetamine.  In related news, Mexican officials are reporting a large influx of  illegal immigrants from the United States.

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Church Meth LabTwo Women Arrested for Meth Lab in Church Kitchen:  Two Illinois women have been arrested for allegedly manufacturing methamphetamine inside the kitchen of a rural church.  Holy smoke, sounds like they must have been Crystal Methodists.  Religious scholars say that’s what can happen when you substitute the King James bible for the Rick James bible.  In their defense, how else is the congregation supposed to stay awake during those long sermons?

 

Brain WavesControlling Computer With Brain Waves:  Scientists say they are developing ways of controlling computers and robots with your thoughts instead of a mouse or a joystick.  The bad news is that this will most likely result in 50% of America’s computers automatically being directed toward porn sites.

 

Old Man on BikeAging Motorcycle Ridership Worries Industry:  New statistics show that the average age of motorcycle riders has increased to age 45 in 2012, worrying manufacturers and sellers that their customers may soon become too old to ride.  I understand their concern.  I’m pretty sure Harley’s aren’t covered by Medicare.  In response, Harley-Davidson announced they plan to introduce modifications to their traditional sidecar to include a portable defibrillator, Geritol dispenser and optional private-duty nurse.

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