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A school district in Arlington, TX has banned the use of "mouth jewelry".  Meth addicts know the term better as "teeth".

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Police in Cape Girardeau, Missouri arrived at a Sonic's drive-in and arrested the manager for cooking methamphetamine in the restaurant.  It is expected to become the healthiest item on the value menu.   

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You know, I'm not like 'cool mom.' I'm a mother But, I'm a really, really good mother, and the proof is in the pudding."

Also in the pudding were trace amounts of LSD, cocaine, and crystal meth. No amount of self esteem was found in the pudding.

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Mexico now has one of the world's most liberal laws for drug users after eliminating jail time for small amounts of marijuana, cocaine and even heroin, LSD and methamphetamine.  In related news, Mexican officials are reporting a large influx of  illegal immigrants from the United States.

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