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February 8th, 2010
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Danica Patrick was repeatedly bumped from the front, side and back at her first stockcar event. And that was before she even made it onto the track.

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Danica Patrick was repeatedly bumped from the front, side and back at her first stockcar event. And that was before she even made it onto the track.

Sports Minute is edited by Steve Hofstetter

Category: Sports

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After a controversial ruling in Sunday's race, IndyCar Driver Helio Castroneves is stripped of his win.  When NASCAR fans heard that a driver was stripped they were disappointed to learn it wasn't Danica Patrick.

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Danica Patrick said that the front of her car was good,but the rear wouldn't stay down.I fail to see a problem. 

Category: Entertainment

Megyn KellyMegyn Kelly Tells Fox Viewers Santa and Jesus are White:  In response to a Slate article discussing a potential makeover for Santa to be more diversity-friendly, Fox News host Megyn Kelly reassured Fox viewers that both Santa and Jesus are in fact white.  To further reinforce the point, Kelly then played the old Christmas standard “I’m Dreaming Up a White Jesus.”

 

Danica Patrick CMA'sDanica Patrick’s CMA Showgirl Look Draws Attention:  Danica Patrick’s racy “showgirl” look while cohosting the Country Music Awards with Trace Adkins is garnering strong reactions from racing fans online.  Now I have no idea how this will effect her racing career, but this is sure giving her lots of “exposure.”

 

Home Plate CollisionsMLB Votes to Ban Home Plate Collisions:  The Major League Baseball Rules Committee has voted to eliminate collisions at home plate by prohibiting catchers from blocking the plate and making runners slide into home plate.  Personally, I would have preferred that they got rid of the “infield fly rule” instead.  Who the hell wants flies in their infield?

 

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Danica Patrick recently told reporters that she would take steroids if she thought she wouldn't be caught. And that she's actually Manny Ramirez.
 

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Danica Patrick is now on Team 7-ElevenConvenience store chain 7-Eleven announced a new sponsorship deal with American driver Danica Patrick. I'm on Team 7-Eleven myself: the Italian sub division.

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