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American Heart Association President Suffers Heart Attack

American Heart Association President Suffers Heart Attack:  The president of the American Heart Association, cardiologist Dr. John Warner, is reportedly resting comfortably after suffering a minor heart attack during the organization’s scientific conference taking place in Anaheim, California.  Fortunately for him, when the call went out “is there a doctor in the house?” – everyone in the entire room raised their hands.

 

Trump to Lift Ban on Importing Elephant Trophies from Africa:  The Trump administration has announced that it will lift the ban on elephant trophies from Zambia and Zimbabwe, reversing a 2014 ban under President Obama.  Must be Trump’s Christmas gift to his two sons.  What I find interesting about Trump lifting the ban is the GOP mascot is the elephant.  Now that’s what I call irony – or more accurately – ivory.

 

Texas Scientists Grow Human Lungs Inside Lab:  Scientists in Texas have successfully managed to grow a set of human lungs inside their lab, which they hope will eventually lead to a breakthrough for organ transplant recipients.  I find that almost unbelievable.  I mean, who could have ever imagined that there are scientists in Texas?

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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President Trump in Excellent Health After Physical

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Donald-Trump-Phys... 620w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />President Trump in Excellent Health After Physical:  President Trump’s White House physician Dr. Ronny Jackson, has declared him in “excellent health” after the president received his first medical checkup at Walter Reed military hospital.

 

Personally, I can’t think of a more disgusting job than having to examine Donald Trump’s body, but I guess its just part of Dr. Jackson’s job.  After all, he is a rear admiral.  That’s probably why Trump’s physical included a semi-colonoscopy.

 

Anyway, the doctor summarized by noting that while the President’s hands and genitals appear to be significantly smaller than normal – we’ve not had another American President in this kind physical condition since William Howard Taft – similar to what astronomers often refer to as “gas giants.”

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Natural Selection Favors Younger Mothers and Men With Higher BMI

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Harvey-Weinstein.... 517w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Natural Selection Favors Younger Mothers and Men With Higher BMI:  Research has revealed that as humans continue to evolve, natural selection appears to be favoring a higher body mass index (BMI) in men and women who start a family at an earlier age.  Wait a minute – are they saying that older, fat guys having sex with young women is what natural selection prefers?  I thought we’ve just spent the past 3 months railing against that sort of behavior.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Atlanta.jpg 440w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Massive Blackout Hits World’s Busiest Airport in Atlanta:  A sudden power outage brought the world’s busiest airport to a standstill, grounding more than 1,000 flights in the US just days before the start of the Christmas travel rush.  Wow, sounds like we’re finally making real progress toward becoming the globe’s newest third world country.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Bear-768x651.jpg 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Bear-1024x868.jpg 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Bear.jpg 1178w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Elderly Man Thrown Off Cliff by Bear and Lives:  An 80-year-old man in a remote area of Russian is lucky to be alive after being thrown off a steep cliff by a bear he tried to headbutt in order to get it to leave a wild berry patch.  Doctors say at this point, all the poor guy can do was grin and bear it.  Once again, we see irrefutable proof that if someone just has enough vodka in their system, they can apparently survive almost anything.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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