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Madonna has been named as the highest earning woman in pop music. In second place was Elton John.
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says he's back on his feet after being sidelined for the flu, E. Coli, and a yeast infection.
British scientists are looking for menopausal women willing to eat chocolate every day for a year -- all in the name of medical science. "Count me in," volunteered Elton John.
Elton John is reportedly a huge fan of Twins catcher Joe Mauer. Possibly because Mauer spends most of his night on his knees.
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Unfortunately, in order to talk to Sir Elton John about the judge opening, American Idol must first pay Sarah Ferguson $750,000.