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Catastrophic Volcanos Erupt More Often Than Previously Thought

Catastrophic Volcanos Erupt More Often Than Previously Thought:  New data shows that one-thousand gigaton volcanic super-eruptions may happen much more frequent than previously thought, with scientists discovering they could occur as often as every 5,000 years – with the next big one is due any time.  Gee, I never thought I’d say this, but Jim Bakker’s doomsday $500 “Bucket-O-Mac & Cheese” with the 25-year shelf life is suddenly starting to sound like a pretty good bargain after all.  I mean, its either that or break into the San Diego Zoo and try and eat up all their antelopes.

 

Study Finds Prehistoric Women Had Extremely Strong Arms:  Anthropologists say they have determined that prehistoric women had very strong arms on a thick bone structure – because of the extreme manual labor they were forced to perform on a daily basis.  Really?  Well then, all I can say is it’s kind of a shame that there were as yet no jars that women would have been able to have opened for themselves back in those days.  Guess they needed to be strong enough to fend off the Trumps and the Weinsteins of the day.

 

Facebook Asks Users to Upload Face Photos:  Soon, you may be forced to upload a clear photograph of your face onto Facebook to prove you aren’t a Russian bot.  Pro-Tip – don’t try fooling Facebook by uploading a photo of Donald Trump instead of your own.  The software won’t recognize it as human.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Trump Calls Elizabeth Warren Pocahontas at Event Honoring Navajos

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Code-Breakers.jpg 750w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Calls Elizabeth Warren Pocahontas at Event Honoring Navajos:  Even while at a White House ceremony intended to honor the World War II Navajo code talkers, Trump found he couldn’t resist making a derogatory comment about his adversary Sen. Elizabeth Warren, referring to her once again as “Pocahontas.”  No surprise there – I mean this is a guy who politicized a speech he made to the damn Boy Scouts.  Kind of makes you wonder he’ll do next?  Throw paper towels at hurricane victims?

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Facebook.png 640w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Facebook Rolls Out AI to Detect Suicidal Posts:  Facebook announced a brand new “proactive detection artificial intelligence technology,” designed to scan all posts looking for patterns of suicidal thoughts – and when necessary – send mental health resources to the user at risk.  Gee, one would assume with all the money Facebook has, they could afford to just hire some actual intelligence rather than the artificial kind.  Wonder if that new “artificial intelligence” will also be able to detect when foreign governments are buying fake, political hacker ads to post on Facebook?  The first clue might be when they’re paying for everything in Rubles.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Elerdy.jpg 728w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Study Finds We’re Living Longer Lives in Poorer Health:  A new study found that while life expectancy is increasing, adults are spending a large portion of their retirement years in poor health.  A Trump Administration spokesperson claims the easiest way to put a stop to this trend would be to make dramatic cuts to medical care funding for the elderly – combined with lowering taxes for the wealthy.  Problem solved!

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Russia Banned from Winter Olympics Over Doping Scandal

Russia Banned from Winter Olympics Over Doping Scandal:  The International Olympic Committee (IOC) announced that it has suspended Russia’s Olympic team from competing in the 2018 Winter Olympics over the country’s doping scandal.  Yea, and while we’re on the topic of “Russian doping scandals,” let’s not forget about that dope the Russians put in the White House.

 

Pence Ratted Out His Fraternity Brothers For Having A Keg:  When he was a sophomore at the small Presbyterian school Hanover College, Vice President Mike Pence reportedly snitched on his Phi Gamma Delta fraternity brothers for having a keg at a party on his college’s dry campus and got his entire house in trouble.  In Pence’s defense, he was just trying to prevent his precious Hanover College from turning into Hangover College.

 

Winklevoss Twins are Now Bitcoin Billionaires:  Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss, the identical twins famous for their legal battle with Mark Zuckerberg over the ownership of Facebook, have become the world’s first bitcoin billionaires following a surge in value of the currency over the past year.  The way I look at it – I may not have a billion dollars, but at least no one is calling me “Winklevoss.”

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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