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Sarah Palin’s Son Track Arrested for Domestic Violence

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Track-Palin.jpg 718w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Sarah Palin’s Son Track Arrested for Domestic Violence:  Track Palin, the oldest son of former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, has been arraigned on charges of domestic violence, felony burglary, misdemeanor reckless assault and misdemeanor criminal mischief for causing up to $500 in property damage.  Gee, I was just gonna remark “say it isn’t so,” but of course – that would be someone like Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ job.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Gene-Sequencing-7... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Gene-Sequencing-1... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Gene-Sequencing.jpg 1240w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Scientists Now Have Tools to Bring Back Once Extinct Animals:  Because of new advances in gene sequencing technology, scientists are now able to bring back once-extinct species of animals such as the Tasmanian tiger and the woolly mammoth, but some wonder if its really such a good idea.  Now I don’t know about the Tasmanian tiger, but I am concerned about the consequences of bringing back the woolly mammoth.  After all, there’s quite a lot of people who are allergic to wool.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Jerry-Richardson.jpg 534w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Jerry Richardson to Sell Carolina Panthers Amid Investigation:  Jerry Richardson announced he will sell his Charlotte-based NFL franchise at the end of the 2017 season amid reports that the 81-year-old NFL owner paid-out financial settlements to multiple former team employees over inappropriate behavior and comments.  Wow, an 81-year-old NFL owner who’s had a heart transplant sexually harassing his employees?  Now that’s some serious “fantasy football.”

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

President Trump in Excellent Health After Physical

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Donald-Trump-Phys... 620w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />President Trump in Excellent Health After Physical:  President Trump’s White House physician Dr. Ronny Jackson, has declared him in “excellent health” after the president received his first medical checkup at Walter Reed military hospital.

 

Personally, I can’t think of a more disgusting job than having to examine Donald Trump’s body, but I guess its just part of Dr. Jackson’s job.  After all, he is a rear admiral.  That’s probably why Trump’s physical included a semi-colonoscopy.

 

Anyway, the doctor summarized by noting that while the President’s hands and genitals appear to be significantly smaller than normal – we’ve not had another American President in this kind physical condition since William Howard Taft – similar to what astronomers often refer to as “gas giants.”

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Irish Town Complains Viagra Factory Fumes Giving Men Erections

Irish Town Complains Viagra Factory Fumes Giving Men Erections:  Despite repeated company denials, the residents of Ringaskiddy, Ireland are claiming that its citizens have been prone toward unwanted erections and arousal ever since Pfizer started manufacturing the ED drug Viagra in their community back in 1998.  Experts say that even if it were true, it would be really “hard” to prove because the erection rumors are being met with stiff opposition from the scientific community.  In response, local officials caution that if your erection lasts over four hours, consider moving to another town.

 

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell Signs $200M Contract Extension:  NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has signed a five-year, $200 million contract extension to remain in his role through 2024.  And, to add to all the fun – Congress just gave him a brand new tax break on that $200 million.

 

Duck-Dinosaur Hybrid Baffles Scientists:  Scientists announced the discovery of a rather puzzling new carnivorous dinosaur that walked like an ostrich, could swim like a penguin with its flippers, had a bill like a duck, a neck like a swan, all topped-off with killer claws and teeth like a crocodile.  While jubilant scientists were expressing excitement over the scientific implications of the find, Trump supporters were thinking “and just in time for duck season!”

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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