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February 25th, 2010
Category: Business

 

Mr. Toyota made a statement that fixing safety problems is a number one priority.  When asked if he was satisfied with that statement Joe Biden stated, "I think we should hear what Mr. General Motors has to say."

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Finally, a stimulus that will work for General Motors - Toyota gas pedals!

"Become the Funniest Version of Yourself" - comedy coaching by Neil Berliner

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Mr. Toyota made a statement that fixing safety problems is a number one priority.  When asked if he was satisfied with that statement Joe Biden stated, "I think we should hear what Mr. General Motors has to say."

Category: Sports

General Motors is dropping its Saturn, Pontiac, Hummer, and Saab brands.  Detroit hasn't seen this many drops since the last Lions game.   

Category: Political

Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor today blamed General Motors' financial problems on the fact that the CEO is a a white male instead of a Hispanic woman.  .   

Category: Business

The good news is that GM is providing Wagoner with severance pay.  The bad news is the compensation is in the form of GM stock.

Category: Business

General Motors CEO Henderson steps down

General Motors Co. CEO Frederick "Fritz" Henderson stepped down Tuesday after the board determined that the company wasn't changing quickly enough.   Henderson defended his record saying that by 2012 GM would be making cars that didn't require their engines to be cranked.

Category: Sports

The Wall Street Journal reported today that Chrysler has restarted talks with General Motors about combining the two ailing automakers.  This has as much chance of success as Dick Cheney and Plaxico Burress joining together to teach a course on gun safety. 

 

Category: Business

General Motors has announced that beginning in 2013 their cars will no longer come equipped with brakes.  The reasoning behind this is they expect the cars will run out of gas long before they will need brakes.   

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General Motors must really be trying to cut costs.  Today I was looking at a new Chevy Cobalt and the sticker read, "battery not included." 

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