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Trump Mocked by Hawaiians Holding Welcome to Kenya Signs

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Hawaii-Protest-76... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Hawaii-Protest.jpg 940w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Mocked by Hawaiians Holding Welcome to Kenya Signs:  President Trump found himself greeted by protesters sporting mocking signs that read “Welcome to Kenya” when he touched down in Hawaii on the first leg of his Asia-Pacific tour.  President Trump was there to meet with the President of Hawaii and to let their people know that they are surrounded by a very big ocean.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Rand-Paul.jpg 640w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Rand Paul Assaulted at His Home in Bowling Green:  According to the Kentucky State Police, GOP Sen. Rand Paul has been assaulted by a neighbor while mowing his lawn in Bowling Green, Kentucky.  Wow, sounds like he’s a big “hit” with the neighbors.  And what the hell kind of Republican mows his own lawn anyway?  Why doesn’t he hire undocumented workers and then just not pay them like the President and rest of his party?  Is it any wonder why this country is going down the tubes?

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Male-Woolly-Mammo... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Male-Woolly-Mammo... 1000w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Male Woolly Mammoths More Like to Die Accidentally:  In a sample of 98 woolly mammoth remains, researchers found that 70 percent were male, which suggests males were more likely to die accidentally.  Paleontologists say they’re not quite sure what conclusions can be drawn from this, but it sure explains why their insurance premiums were so high.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Employee Accidentally Sets Off Missile Alert in Hawaii

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Emergency-Missile... 750w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Employee Accidentally Sets Off Missile Alert in Hawaii:  A bogus emergency missile alert that was accidentally set off and sent out to everyone in Hawaii – has been determined to have been caused by an employee who mistakenly pushed the wrong button.

 

Gee, an employee accidentally set off the missile alert system?  Makes you wonder, just what the hell was this guy was smok’n?  Oh wait, I think we already know the answer to that – Maui Wowie – but I digress.  All I can say is, its a good thing our President Trump was on the golf course again, or he might have panicked and pushed that “much bigger and much better nuclear button” he has setting on his desk.

 

That said, somebody needs to sit that employee down and have a good talk with him…“Now listen Sparky, let’s go over this one more time – the green button is for all is well and the red button is for…nooooo! – that button says “launch,” not “lunch!”

 

Meanwhile, alt-right conspiracy theorists have been busy insisting that this incident was no accident at all, but an attempt by a blue state to make President Trump look like a fool.  Which sounds ridiculous when you consider that our President doesn’t need any help from blue states to make himself look a fool!

 

Anyway, one interesting thing I noticed was that, even during a frightening situation like this, you don’t hear very many Hawaii residents saying things like “I told you we should have moved to Cleveland instead.”  That said, I think it’ll be interesting to see just how many babies will be born about 9 months from now.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Annual Turkey Pardon Ceremony Held at White House

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Donal-Trump-Turke... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Donal-Trump-Turke... 1024w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Annual Turkey Pardon Ceremony Held at White House:  In the annual Presidential ceremony at the White House, President Trump has pardoned a Thanksgiving turkey they’ve named “Drumstick.”

 

The following day, the President angrily tweeted he has yet to receive the expected thank you call or tweet from either the turkey, its parents or the turkey community.  Talk about an ungrateful turkey.  Sad!  Of course, in the turkey’s defense – Trump only agreed in principle to pardon the white meat.  Ironically, with the Mueller investigation closing in, it may turn out that it’ll be Trump’s goose that is cooked – not the turkey’s.

 

And, to be completely fair, this isn’t the first turkey the President has pardoned this year.  That was former Sheriff Joe Arpaio.  What I find most interesting is that – just before Trump pardoned the turkey, he declared it was once again “open season” on African elephants.  That said, the turkey’s fate may still be in legal limbo, in that a US District Judge in Hawaii has just ruled Trump’s Turkey Pardon is unconstitutional!

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Trump Calls Out Alt-Left for Charlottesville Violence

Trump Calls Out Alt-Left for Charlottesville Violence:  In perhaps his most bizarre press conference yet, President Donald Trump once again refused to forcefully denounce white supremacist protesters, instead basically laying blame for the Charlottesville violence on what he described as the “alt-left,” and then took some time to also promote his Virginia winery.  Wow, that was quick.  Donald must’ve taken a nice lunch meeting with Steve Bannon.  So if I understand the President correctly, he was basically telling the white supremacists “I support you and your racist views, but I disavow hate – but only on both sides.”  That ought to put everyone’s fears to rest.

 

LA and Honolulu Have Worst Traffic in US:  According to a recent study, Honolulu was ranked as having the second-worst traffic in the nation, only behind Los Angeles.  OK, but the question is, where would you really rather be stuck in traffic?

 

 

Gov’t Warns Against Using Hair Conditioner Following Nuclear Blast:  The Homeland Security website Ready.gov is posting a warning to citizens that – following a nuclear blast – you should wash your hair with shampoo but do not use conditioner, because conditioner can bind radioactive material to your hair.  And while its awfully nice of the Trump Administration to offer free doomsday grooming advice – I suspect that if you’re near where a nuclear bomb went off – you can pretty much expect to have a “bad hair day,” whether you use conditioner or not.  And while I’m neither hair stylist nor nuclear scientist, judging from his recent photographs, it certainly appears that Mr Trump may have used conditioner.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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