Monday , 5 December 2016
News Alert!
  • Welcome to our new mobile friendly theme!
  • Try clicking on a comedian's picture in their joke or video!
  • Check out our awesome sharing options!
  • Click on the topic picture in a joke or video for more on that topic
  • Youtube import is working again!

  • 23 Jokes

How Recent: All Time
Staff Picks
My Comics
Show Everyting

North Carolina Eatery Gives Praying Customers 15% Off

PrayingNorth Carolina Eatery Gives Praying Customers 15% Off:  Mary’s Gourmet Diner, a restaurant in Winston-Salem, N.C., is getting a lot of attention for its policy of giving all customers who pray publicly before eating a fifteen percent discount.  I’m wondering if praying that the cook washed his hands throughly before handling my food would count?  Also, if they’re going to give 15% off for just a prayer, you’d expect at least 50% off for someone sacrificing a lamb.

College Lacrosse PlayersCollege Lacrosse Players Smoke Most Pot:  NCAA researchers found that 46 percent of college men’s lacrosse players admitted to using marijuana in the past year, more than twice as many as athletes in track, basketball, tennis and golf.  The NCAA vows to eventually “weed out” all the pot smokers.

River OtterTrappers Search for Otter That Attacked Swimmers:  Wildlife trappers in Washington state are searching for a river otter blamed for a rare attack on humans that sent a boy and his grandmother to the hospital.  To be honest, I’m not the least bit surprised.  I had an angry otter flip me off the other day.  This is further proof that if you go swimming in local rivers, you otter be real careful.  A good rule of thumb is to always “do unto otters as you would have otters do unto you” – which probably sounds otterly ridiculous.

facebooktwittergoogle_plusredditpinterestlinkedinmailby feather

The post North Carolina Eatery Gives Praying Customers 15% Off appeared first on Rubbish In, Robish Out!.

Read More
Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
Laugh Blast!
jokes and videos in your inbox

Site Tip!

Did you know that comedians love it when you spread their jokes around? Check out our nifty share options () that help you help them at the bottom of each post.

Site Tip!

Did you know that all these joke and video posts are really comedian trading cards? Try clicking on a comedian's picture in their post and watch the magic.

Today's Featured Hot Topics

Most Popular