by Steve Hofstetter

Lauren Boebert said "I don't know who is running the federal government these days, Joe Biden or Prince John."

A lot of people are mocking her since there is no Prince John, but I believe that Lauren Boebert is being honest that she does not know who runs the federal government.

Mar 9th, 2022 via twitter

by Steve Hofstetter

BREAKING: Lauren Boebert allegedly read a note of support from the mother of a lieutenant corporal.

That's unlikely, partially because lieutenant corporal is not a rank that exists and also because of reading.

Mar 15th, 2022 via twitter

by Steve Hofstetter

Lauren Boebert: No one could possibly be as dumb and treasonous as I am, live tweeting Nancy Pelosi’s location during an attempted coup.

Donald Trump: Hold my pillow.

Jan 15th, 2021 via twitterStaff Pick

by Janice Hough

WTAF? Lauren Boebert has introduced legislation that would prohibit a mask mandate on federal property “or while traveling in interstate commerce, and for other purposes."
Just another example of the so-called "pro-life" party trying to kill us.

Jan 22nd, 2021 via twitter

by Steve Hofstetter

I just found out that Lauren Boebert is a high school dropout.

So for the high school drop outs out there, you too can get elected to congress, incite a violent insurrection, and eventually lose everything.

What an inspirational story.

Jan 11th, 2021 via twitter

by Steve Hofstetter

BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert are the lone votes against the National Marrow Donor Program.

No word yet on when they will be springing the Joker out of Arkham to poison Gotham’s water supply.

Apr 16th, 2021 via twitter

by Steve Hofstetter

BREAKING: Lauren Boebert paid rent and utilities with campaign funds, a violation of federal election law.

That will be fixed soon enough, as she should be receiving free rent and utilities from the Colorado Department of Corrections.

Sep 23rd, 2021 via twitter

by Steve Hofstetter

BREAKING: House Republican Lauren Boebert set off the metal detector and refused comply with US Capitol Police. She'll be fined $5K.

No word on whether or not it was her gun or her cold, cold heart.

Jan 21st, 2021 via twitter

by Steve Hofstetter

Dan Crenshaw called Lauren Boebert and Marjorie Taylor Greene "grifters" so now they're asking for him to be primaried and it's like watching cancer and COVID turn on each other.

Dec 7th, 2021 via twitter

by Steve Hofstetter

Lauren Boebert is proof that education is important.

Apr 22nd, 2021 via twitterStaff Pick

by Steve Hofstetter

Of course Lauren Boebert and Charlie Kirk don't want to #CancelStudentDebt.

High school is already free.

Dec 22nd, 2021 via twitter

by Tommy Campbell

Lauren Boebert is a natural fit for the church because she doesn’t pay taxes and her husband exposes himself to minors. #LaurenBoebert

Sep 13th, 2021 via twitter