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Following your dreams is a nightmare

250px-Freddy_KruegerI was watching an interview with Serena Williams. A documentary is coming out about The Williams sisters, the tennis pros. She said she never feels fully accomplished. She always feels like she has so much more to do. It sounds insane to think that she feels that way. Bob Dylan said “an artist is always in the state of becoming”. Like him or not, you have to admit Dylan has accomplished quite a bit, yet still feels like he hasn’t arrived. It made me realize why I sometimes feel unfulfilled.

I have a dream, just like anyone. It’s nice to have a dream of something bigger than yourself. I am not sure how to live without some goal in mind. The curse of having a dream is watching it start to come true. Whenever you have a little piece of your end goal come into fruition, it’s nearly impossible to resist the urge to go “all in.” Get an RV and just travel around broke and free.

I am not sure if I want to go for it, for fear that it may become that four letter word, “work.” My dream is making the rest of my life a nightmare. I can’t go a day without thinking about a future performance date or dates, or some new project. I get depressed if I don’t have enough dates booked. I have a fear that it may all come to an end.

People are supportive and tell me nice things like “wow you are doing great” or “you are on your way”. I don’t feel that way. I feel like I am going in circles. Two steps forward three steps back. I know I have to get off Long Island. I have exhausted my audience. As I get older it’s hard to think about travelling. I get anxious driving. I have night blindness and pee 75 times a day.

I can’t quit. Every time I think about quitting, something good happens. I like to
think it’s somebody up there keeping me going. Some divine intervention maybe.

It could be Freddy Krueger.

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Stevie GB

Stevie GB

The World's Funniest Accountant
Holbrook, Long Island New York

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Following your dreams is a nightmare

250px-Freddy_KruegerI was watching an interview with Serena Williams. A documentary is coming out about The Williams sisters, the tennis pros. She said she never feels fully accomplished. She always feels like she has so much more to do. It sounds insane to think that she feels that way. Bob Dylan said “an artist is always in the state of becoming”. Like him or not, you have to admit Dylan has accomplished quite a bit, yet still feels like he hasn’t arrived. It made me realize why I sometimes feel unfulfilled.

I have a dream, just like anyone. It’s nice to have a dream of something bigger than yourself. I am not sure how to live without some goal in mind. The curse of having a dream is watching it start to come true. Whenever you have a little piece of your end goal come into fruition, it’s nearly impossible to resist the urge to go “all in.” Get an RV and just travel around broke and free.

I am not sure if I want to go for it, for fear that it may become that four letter word, “work.” My dream is making the rest of my life a nightmare. I can’t go a day without thinking about a future performance date or dates, or some new project. I get depressed if I don’t have enough dates booked. I have a fear that it may all come to an end.

People are supportive and tell me nice things like “wow you are doing great” or “you are on your way”. I don’t feel that way. I feel like I am going in circles. Two steps forward three steps back. I know I have to get off Long Island. I have exhausted my audience. As I get older it’s hard to think about travelling. I get anxious driving. I have night blindness and pee 75 times a day.

I can’t quit. Every time I think about quitting, something good happens. I like to
think it’s somebody up there keeping me going. Some divine intervention maybe.

It could be Freddy Krueger.

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Stevie GB

Stevie GB

The World's Funniest Accountant
Holbrook, Long Island New York

Stevie GB tweets

I have discovered that Twitter is really kind of a fun place to say funny things.

Some of them are a little time sensitive, but you can figure that out.

Follow me on twitter: Stevie G.B. ‏@Steviegeebee

Here are some of mine that got the most re-tweets and favorites..
There are more whistleblowers than actual whistles

Brookhaven Lab driving 15 ton magnet to Illinois to be put on 30 ton Refrigerator

Yay…Twinkies are back. I can’t wait to not buy them

2.1 Earthquake in New Jersey turned out to be Gov. Christie doing a Cannonball.

I’m at Dicks sporting Goods and some creepy guy is flirting with a young girl. Somehow this seems like the appropriate place for this…

#PaulaDeenTVShows The Smothered Brothers

Kanye named his daughter North because in 16 years that’s the direction her legs will be pointing….too soon?

I READ A BOOK ON THE TEN THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER DO ON FACEBOOK. I DID NINE OF THEM. NOT I DO ALL TEN.

Celebrity Chef choked by her husband is charging him with assault…and pepper……too soon?

The Feds are raiding 7-11 stores on Long Island. Maybe they will finally find out what’s really in those breakfast sausages….

I have posted nothing today….well…almost

Wouldn’t it be awesome if Snickers really could make Robin Williams disappear

Somehow my phone settings were on Airplane Mode. Must have happened when I threw it

167 Models went to see The Purge thinking it was an instructional film

Tony Awards. We get to see Matilda, Annie and Cinderella…not the plays…the drag queens on the red carpet

Alcohol is banned on the LIRR this weekend for the Belmont Stakes and Puerto Rican Day Parade. Apparenly the LIRR is racist and horsist

I saw Man of Steel. Not one mention of Andrew Carnegie

Just got a voice mail from NSA to remind me to pick up milk.

NSA just “liked” my status

Nobody admits they eat McDonalds but the place is always packed

Happy hump day…porn stars just call it Wednesday

Pres. Obama was heckled at a press conference. The heckler was removed and taken to the nearest comedy club…

Got that Caffeine shake…it’s like the Harlem shake only it lasts longer

Follow me on twitter: Stevie G.B. ‏@Steviegeebee

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Stevie GB

Stevie GB

The World's Funniest Accountant
Holbrook, Long Island New York

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