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Former NBA superstar Charles Barkley will reportedly undergo a televised colonoscopy. Given his girth, the procedure will be a ten-part mini-series. Ron Artest recently had a colonoscopy, during which doctors finally found his head.
Barack Obama has picked the Los Angeles Lakers to win the NBA Finals in six games. He's so confident, he bet the auto industry on it.
Kobe Bryant is reportedly nursing a sore right groin. Hopefully not in Colorado.
A woman has pleaded no contest to stalking Lakers forward Luke Walton. The California resident has been sentenced to three years' probation, told to attend counseling, and encouraged to set her sights a little bit higher.
Lakers guard Jordan Farmar is currently writing a blog on Playboy's website. Now guys have one more article they can pretend to read.
A survey says the Yankees are the best paid figures in sports. They're followed closely by the Mavericks, the Lakers and the women Ben Roethlisberger pays to stay quiet.
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