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Putin Claims Jews May Have Manipulated U.S. Election 400w" sizes="(max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px" />Putin Claims Jews May Have Manipulated U.S. Election:  Jewish groups and U.S. lawmakers condemned Russian President Vladimir Putin’s suggestion to Megyn Kelly that the 2016 U.S. presidential election may have been manipulated by Russian Jews.  Makes you wonder just what’s the matter with Putin anyway?  Hasn’t anyone on the right even bothered to tell him that the code word you’re supposed to use for Jews is “globalist elite 768w, 800w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Hubble Captures Two Galaxies Merging 350 Million Light Years Away: NASA reports that the Hubble Space Telescope has captured a pair of barred spiral galaxies some 350 million light-years away in the process of merging, which astronomers believe could take another 300,000 years to complete.  All I can say is, if that 300,000-year figure is correct, this merger will likely be one of the slowest attempts at foreplay anyone will ever witness. 768w, 1024w, 1307w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Xi Jinping Gets Mandate to Rule for Life:  China has abolished presidential term limits from its constitution, paving the way for President Xi Jinping to remain in office for an unrestricted amount of time.  Now for those of you who are concerned the same thing could happen here, I’d like to remind you that President Trump’s term limits will likely come in the form of Big Macs.

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