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November 9th, 2010
Category: Sports

Sunday's marathon got off to an awkward and confusing start.  In compliance with Mayor Bloomberg's wishes to reduce the noise level in New York,  the starter's pistol was equipped with a silencer. 

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Sunday's marathon got off to an awkward and confusing start.  In compliance with Mayor Bloomberg's wishes to reduce the noise level in New York,  the starter's pistol was equipped with a silencer. 

Category: Political

 New York Mayor Bloomberg was bit yesterday by weather-forecasting groundhog Staten Island Chuck.  When the attending physician was asked if there should be concern about infection, he replied, "No, Chuck will be fine."

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...famed Staten Island groundhog Charles G Hogg unexpectedly bit NY mayor Michael Bloomberg....rabies tests were negative, and the groundhog is expected to fully recover. 

Category: Entertainment

 The tree was lit following performances by Jessica Simpson, Sheryl Crow, Josh Groban, British singer Katherine Jenkins and teen pop star Charice.  There was also an appearance by one of Santa's elves--oh wait, that was Mayor Bloomberg.

Category: Political

New York City's Mayor Bloomberg defended pharmaceutical companies saying that they
"don't make a lot of money".  He then went on to say
that the Mets don't have a lot of injuries and Manhattan doesn't have a
lot of pigeons.

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