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Anger Over Airline Baggage Fees Grow

Baggage FeesAnger Over Airline Baggage Fees Grow: Bloomberg Business is reporting that anger among air travelers is growing this holiday season over what many feel are increasingly outrageous baggage fees. No kidding! Why American Airlines even tried to charge me a fee for the emotional baggage they claimed I was carrying around with me.

 

Jewelry StoreThief Steals Millions in Jewels During Christmas Tree Lighting: Police say a modern-day Grinch made off with more than $1 million in loot from a chic jewelry store in a Santa Fe marketplace during the city’s annual Christmas tree lighting ceremony. In a communique shortly after the robbery, the thief said he hopes to use the proceeds from the theft to help finance the “War on Christmas.”

 

Swett, SDSmall South Dakota Ghost Town for $250,000: A local real estate agent reports that for $250,000, you can buy the entire small ghost town of Swett, South Dakota. Unfortunately, I don’t have an extra 250 grand to go around buying small towns, but as they say, “don’t Swett the small stuff.” In related news, the Oakland Raiders are reportedly considering building a new stadium just outside of town.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Thousands of Crows Invade Ohio Town

CrowsThousands of Crows Invade Ohio Town:  Its estimated that up to 50,000 crows have invaded the western Ohio town of Springfield, causing some residents to compare the situation to Alfred Hitchcock’s movie “The Birds” as they work to drive them away.  They’re estimating as many as 50,000 of them?  Sounds as if somebody has been Counting Crows.  Could it be…Mr. Jones?

 

Kids FootballHalf of Parents Say No Football for Their Sons:  A new Bloomberg Politics poll found that after months of reports about concussions and brain damage, spousal abuse as well as other controversies, 50 percent of Americans say they don’t want their sons to play football.  Sadly, the  other 50% were suffering from old football head injuries and were basically unable to make a decision.

 

Time CapsuleTime Capsule Removed from Massachusetts Statehouse:  Crews have removed a time capsule from the granite cornerstone of the Massachusetts Statehouse dating back to 1795, where historians believe it was originally placed by Revolutionary War luminaries Samuel Adams and Paul Revere among others.  Unfortunately for historians, just as the time capsule was about to be opened, Nicolas Cage burst in, grabbed the capsule and sprinted off!

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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