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February 3rd, 2009
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 New York Mayor Bloomberg was bit yesterday by weather-forecasting groundhog Staten Island Chuck.  When the attending physician was asked if there should be concern about infection, he replied, "No, Chuck will be fine."

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CrowsThousands of Crows Invade Ohio Town:  Its estimated that up to 50,000 crows have invaded the western Ohio town of Springfield, causing some residents to compare the situation to Alfred Hitchcock’s movie “The Birds” as they work to drive them away.  They’re estimating as many as 50,000 of them?  Sounds as if somebody has been Counting Crows.  Could it be…Mr. Jones?

 

Kids FootballHalf of Parents Say No Football for Their Sons:  A new Bloomberg Politics poll found that after months of reports about concussions and brain damage, spousal abuse as well as other controversies, 50 percent of Americans say they don’t want their sons to play football.  Sadly, the  other 50% were suffering from old football head injuries and were basically unable to make a decision.

 

Time CapsuleTime Capsule Removed from Massachusetts Statehouse:  Crews have removed a time capsule from the granite cornerstone of the Massachusetts Statehouse dating back to 1795, where historians believe it was originally placed by Revolutionary War luminaries Samuel Adams and Paul Revere among others.  Unfortunately for historians, just as the time capsule was about to be opened, Nicolas Cage burst in, grabbed the capsule and sprinted off!

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