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Santorum Blames Obama for Recent Rise in Anti-Semitic Crimes

Santorum Blames Obama for Recent Rise in Anti-Semitic Crimes:  Conservative CNN contributor Rick Santorum is suggesting that former President Barack Obama is to blame for rising number of anti-Semitic crimes taking place under President Donald Trump.  Because nothing makes more sense than white surpremisist, racist, anti-semites looking to a former African American president like Barack Obama for leadership and guidance.

 

Milo Yiannopoulos Resigns from Breitbart over Pedophilia Remarks:  Rightwing provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos has resigned from Breitbart News over comments he made in support of sex between “young boys” and older men.  Gee, considering that its Breitbart – instead of resigning, you’d think they’d make him a senior editor or something.  Oh wait, he already was.

 

Seven Earthlike Planets Discovered Orbiting Nearby Star:  Researchers announced they’ve found a solar system just 39 light-years away from Earth that contains seven warm, rocky planets in orbit around a red dwarf star.  Thirty-nine light years away?  Fantastic news!  Sounds like we’ve found yet another outpost to spread our “western democracy.”  On the other hand, theoretically they’ll soon be receiving the first season of “Jersey Shore.”  Expect Earth to be declared an enemy planet full of “bad hombres.”

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Italy’s Mount Etna Undergoing Magnificent Eruption

Italy’s Mount Etna Undergoing Magnificent Eruption:  Powerful fountains of lava and volcanic ash are spewing out of Sicily’s Mount Etna in southern Italy, with viewers around the world watching the fiery show from the comfort and safety of their computer chairs.  While local residents were a little unnerved, the volcano appeared to be having a blast.  Meanwhile, in his address to Congress, President Trump warned that this is a classic example of what can happen when governments go soft on volcanos and promised his administration will not permit any new volcanos in the US without complete assurances from reputable geologists that they are dormant.

 

Congregants Tell of Horrible Beatings from Church Officials:  Some 43 former congregants of the Word of Faith church, located in a tiny, rural Blue Ridge Mountain town in North Carolina, are revealing years of abuse – including regularly getting punched in the face, smacked, choked, slammed to the floor and thrown through walls in a violent form of deliverance meant to “purify” sinners by beating out their inner devils in the name of God.  Ironically, many chose to attend this small town church – thinking it was off the beaten path.

 

Fight on UK Train As Rowdies Place Bagels on Travelers’ Heads:  British Transport police held the train in Hertfordshire after being alerted to passengers fighting and intimidating others by placing bagels on travelers’ heads.  No arrests were made due to the fact that police discovered a big hole in their case – otherwise, they would have been toast.  Police say they are bound and determined to find the offenders and lox them up on charges of salt and bagelry.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Woman’s Face Burned After Headphones Explode Mid-Flight

Woman’s Face Burned After Headphones Explode Mid-Flight:  A flight attendant poured a bucket of sparkling water on a sleeping Australian woman’s face after her battery-operated headphones exploded mid-flight, burning her face.  The article didn’t specify what the make and model was, but I’m pretty sure it was a Boeing 777.

 

Fight Over Doughnuts Result in 1 Dead and Deputy Injured:  Investigators in Florida say a fight over doughnuts led to a man to kill his mother’s fiancé and wound a sheriff’s deputy after 24-year-old Jeffrey Falsey asked his mother to get him doughnuts and when she refused, her heavily armed son who has mental health issues became angry and started shooting.  Say what you will, but had the son had not been heavily armed, he’d might still not have any doughnuts.  That said, its obvious the man had mental issues, you’d have to be crazy to mess with the cops in a doughnut shop.

 

Cindy Jacobs Claims God Wants Rich Christians to Attract More Jews:  Self-declared “prophet” Cindy Jacobs preached at a church in New Jersey, telling the congestion that God is busy making certain Christians incredibly rich in order to make Jews jealous so they’ll convert to the One True Faith resulting in a “great harvest of Jews.”  Good gracious, I can see it all now, a string of shinny copper pennies leading from local delis – straight into the nearest Christian church –  with the Jews lining up two-by-two and marching right in!  I guess my only question would be, since you guys say the Jews are already in control of all the banks and the media, what’s the point?

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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