Libertarian Johnson Urging Humanity To Inhabit Other Planets: In a recent interview with George Stephanopoulos, Libertarian presidential nominee Gary Johnson suggested that because of things such as global warming and the fact the sun will eventually grow and encompass the Earth, we had better start to consider sending people to other planets. Wow, as if it weren’t bad enough Donald Trump wants to deport many of us from the country, now Gary Johnson wants to send us to another planet.
North Korea Holds It’s First Air Show: In a bid to attract tourists to the isolated country, North Korea held its first-ever air show showcasing it’s civilian and aerial might at it’s Kalma International Airport. Shortly after the event, people in attendance were already comparing it to the Wright Brothers first flight at Kitty Hawk – literally.
Most Polled Feel Santa is a Democrat: A new poll found that 44 percent of Americans think Santa Claus is a Democrat, while 28 percent believe he is a Republican. The other 28 percent say “ah, there ain’t no Sant’ee Claus!”