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June 16th, 2009
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More than 375,000 people were in downtown Pittsburgh to witness the Penguins victory parade. The number is somewhat misleading, however, as 300,000 of them were standing in a breadline.
 

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Due to global warming,game 7 of the National Hockey League Finals was skated on thin ice. 

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More than 375,000 people were in downtown Pittsburgh to witness the Penguins victory parade. The number is somewhat misleading, however, as 300,000 of them were standing in a breadline.
 

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The Penguins said they're going to put the Stanley Cup in a place where it's sure to go untouched. Home plate at PNC Park.
 

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In Pittsburgh, Sidney Crosby and his Penguin teammates hand-delivered season tickets to fans. Across town, members of the Pirates coaching staff were also going door-to-door, delivering their resumes.

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The Detroit Red Wings beat the Pittsburgh Penguins in Game 1 of the Stanley Cup Finals.  Or at least that's what the viewer said.

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The Pittsburgh Penguins won 8 of their first 9 games. In related news, we think the hockey season may have started.
 

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The Detroit Red Wings could beat the Pittsburgh Penguins in 6 games to win the Stanley Cup. Wow, that's the same exact finish fans ignored last year.

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