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Eliot Spitzer Caught Sucking Girlfriend’s Toes in Resort Hot Tub

Eliot SpitzerEliot Spitzer Caught Sucking Girlfriend’s Toes in Resort Hot Tub:  According to the New York Post, a 10-year-old boy and his friends discovered disgraced former New York governor Eliot Spitzer sucking on new girlfriend Lis Smith’s toes in a Montego Bay resort hot tub and ran screaming to his parents.  I don’t think putting her toes in his mouth is such a big deal, just as long as he Spitzer back out.

 

Cold iPhoneSmartphones Affected by Bitter Cold:  Experts say that when the temperature drops below freezing as it did during the recent cold spell, smartphones often start malfunctioning, such as they might not sense your touch, the battery can die faster and if it’s cold enough, the phone just shuts off.  Good grief!  And just what the hell are people supposed to stare at then?

 

ArticPolar VortexRecord-Breaking Cold Temperatures Termed a Polar Vortex:  The recent arctic blast that resulted in record-breaking cold temperatures in much of the country, is being termed a “Polar Vortex” by meteorologists.  In related news, Anthony Weiner took to Twitter to declare “hey, I got your Polar Vortex right here.”  

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