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Trump Tweets We Need More Global Warming

Trump Tweets We Need More Global Warming:  With much of the US inundated with snow and frigid weather, President Trump took to Twitter to say he thinks America could benefit from “a little bit of that good old global warming.”  Now let’s see, if I’m correct here – his Mar-a-Lago estate is only just a few feet above sea level.  Talk about “be careful about what you wish for!”  If I were him, I think I’d make damn sure that top floor Trump Tower penthouse apartment is shipshape and ready to go – that is, unless he plans to take up scuba diving instead of golf.

 

New Dating App Matches Users Based on Their DNA:  A new dating app called “Pheramor” is using DNA compatibility as a basis for its matchmaking algorithm, requiring all users to submit a cheek swab which a team of in-house scientists can sequence in order to determine which users might be sexually compatible.  I guessing that after you’ve turned your love life over to algorithms and in-house scientists, about the only thing left to do is head out on that “let’s get to know each other date” – and pay for it all in Bitcoin.

 

World’s Richest Became $1 Trillion Wealthier in 2017:  While most of the world’s population still struggles to make ends meet, new data shows that the world’s richest individuals increased their wealth by a staggering $1 trillion in 2017.  Yea, its called “trickle-down economics,”  and quite frankly – I find it strangely comforting to know the rich are “trickling-down” on us.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Trump Lawyer Arranged $130K Hush Money to Keep Porn Star Quiet

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Daniels-and-Trump... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Daniels-and-Trump... 808w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Lawyer Arranged $130K Hush Money to Keep Porn Star Quiet:  The Wall Street Journal is reporting that a lawyer for Donald Trump arranged a $130,000 payment to former porn star Stormy Daniels one month before the 2016 election in an effort to keep her silent about an alleged sexual encounter with the future President.

 

Gee, who could’ve ever imagined a day when a report about the President of the United States paying out $130,000 in hush money to a hooker would only be the 3rd most embarrassing story about him that day?  Hell, its getting to the point where even Charlie Sheen has more moral authority than this guy – winning!  Of course, I’m sure Trump’s pals over at Fox and Friends will be asking “so what’s wrong with banging porn stars and paying them hush money?”

 

To be fair, Republicans are quick to point out that Stormy Daniels is denying that the payout ever happened.  I’m sure she is.  I mean, isn’t that why they call these payouts “hush money?”  That said, Trump must have assumed that because her name is Stormy – there’d be a good chance of showers – Golden Showers.  In fact, rumor has it she’s busy writing a book about her experiences with the President entitled “Urine The White House Now.”

 

Anyway, if I’m doing the math correctly, this $130,000 payout means Trump is paying out over $100,000 per inch – or, put another way – $60,000 a minute for her services.  But come on – $130,000?  And they say nobody pays for porn anymore!  So much for Donald Trump’s superior negotiating skills.

 

One thing’s for sure, you can bet Republican Values Voters are gonna be just furious about this…just kidding!  Apparently Values Voters interpret Two Corinthians as saying “it’s perfectly fine to cheat on your wife with adult film stars, just as long as you pay them off properly.”  After all, nothing says “family values” like paying hush money to a porn star.  One thing’s for sure, all these scandals are likely to make poor Melania squint her eyes even more than she already does.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Alphabet’s Eric Schmidt Stepping Down As Executive Chairman

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Alphabet-768x784.jpg 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Alphabet-1003x102... 1003w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Alphabet.jpg 1418w" sizes="(max-width: 294px) 100vw, 294px" />Alphabet’s Eric Schmidt Stepping Down As Executive Chairman:  Google’s parent company Alphabet Inc has just announced its Executive Chairman Eric Schmidt will be stepping down from his position – effective its next regular board meeting.  Alphabet hasn’t indicated who will be replacing Schmidt, but I think its a pretty safe bet to conclude its not likely gonna be anyone who has a history of dyslexia.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Snake-Fungus-768x... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Snake-Fungus-1024... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Snake-Fungus.png 1244w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Deadly Snake Fungus Threatens Species Worldwide:  A deadly fungus that forms fast-spreading lesions across a snake’s body can be found in 23 species in the United States and poses a global threat for the species.  The disease is spreading so quickly, scientists say its brought life for many snakes down to a crawl.

 

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Ryanair.jpeg 312w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Low-Cost European Airline to Offer Porn on Flights:  Low-cost European airline Ryanair is reportedly planning to offer pornography as an in-flight entertainment option.  Yea well – then don’t expect the seats to be the only thing on the plane in their full, upright position.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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