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Fierce Collision of Neutron Stars Detected for the First Time

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Neutron-Stars-Col... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Neutron-Stars-Col... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Neutron-Stars-Col... 1200w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Fierce Collision of Neutron Stars Detected for the First Time:  Astronomers announced that they have both seen and heard a pair of neutron stars colliding, giving them their first glimpse of the violent process by which most of the gold and silver in the universe is created.  All I can say is, its probably a good thing those two stars can come up with all that gold and silver because, as it turns out – when they collided, neither of them had any insurance.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Hang-All-Gays-768... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Hang-All-Gays.jpg 961w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Makes Joke About Pence Wanting To Hang All Gays:  The New Yorker reports that during a White House meeting, when the subject shifted to gay rights, President Trump pointed to Vice President Pence and joked, “don’t ask that guy – he wants to hang them all!”  On a positive note…oh wait, my mistake.  There is no positive note.

 

Reporters Say White House Refuses to Define What Ivanka Does:  Many journalists are expressing confusion over what role Donald Trump’s daughter Ivanka Trump actually performs, explaining White House officials have declined numerous opportunities to explain the first daughter’s job description.  My best guess is she sits on daddy’s lap and strokes his…ego.   Either that or she’s a White House science adviser – specializing in entropy.

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