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Roy Moore Says Maybe Putin Right to Condemn Gay Marriage

Roy Moore Says Maybe Putin Right to Condemn Gay Marriage:  In a recent interview with the Guardian, controversial Republican Senate candidate Roy Moore told a reporter that he thinks “maybe Putin is right” to condemn same-sex marriage.  I hate to say it, but Judge Moore does have a point.  I mean, how’s a public servant supposed to have time to chase underage girls around the malls if all his time is taken up marrying a bunch of gays?

 

Scientists Recreate Tyrannosaurus Rex Sound:  While the fearsome roar of a Tyrannosaurus Rex on screen is plenty scary enough, naturalist Chris Packham and Vertebrate Paleontology professor Julia Clarke are using high tech devices to recreate the T-Rex’s sound – and they say it’s much more frightening than the way it’s been portrayed in the movies.  Now let me see, I hear a loud, vulgar, disgusting beast with tiny little hands – whatever could it be?

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Shazam-300x300.png 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Shazam.png 512w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Apple Is Reportedly Looking To Buy Shazam For A Cool $400 Million:  Apple is reportedly in the final stages of acquiring the music recognition app Shazam for the sum of $400 million.  I guess that must mean that while Apple has all these songs to sell over at their iTunes Store, they have no idea what they are and they’re hoping Shazam will be able to tell them.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Bannon Calls Ivanka Trump Dumb as Brick in New Book

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Ivanka-Trump.jpg 300w" sizes="(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px" />Bannon Calls Ivanka Trump Dumb As a Brick in New Book:  Exerts from the new book “Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House” by Michael Wolff, claims former White House strategist Steve Bannon believes the President’s daughter Ivanka is “dumb as a brick,” and describes the meeting between Trump campaign officials and the Russians which took place in Trump Tower as “treasonous.”

 

But how could Ivanka be dumb – she has a master’s degree from Trump University?  Besides, I’ve never seen a brick purchase high-end breast implants before.  What Bannon should have said is – “Ivanka’s dumber than a gold brick.”  That would make more sense.  That said, even bricks can be successful, assuming they had access to massive quantities of wealth which Ivanka does.

 

And while I’m certainly no big fan of the Trump family, it kind of looks as if poor Ivanka’s caught between a brick and a hard (botoxed) face.  Meanwhile, President Trump was quick to defend his daughter – pointing out that Ivanka’s way hotter than Bannon anyway.  Now, I guess the only thing left for the White House to do, is have Sarah Huckabee Sanders and Kellyanne Conway explain what all this means to baffled Trump supporters.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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