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August 22nd, 2009
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The new Health Care system has a little known clause buried in it's 1000+ pages.If you agree to donate a kidney,you get a free Hybrid Prius. 

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The new Health Care system has a little known clause buried in it's 1000+ pages.If you agree to donate a kidney,you get a free Hybrid Prius. 

Category: Political

Obama has suffered from a sharp drop in support among white voters after criticizing a white policeman's arrest of a black Harvard scholar.  To improve his image with white voters, Obama is going to take up yoga, buy a Prius, and appoint Kenny Chesney as Czar of The Arts.

Category: Entertainment

Justin Bieber RingtoneBieber Ringtone Saves Russian Fisherman From Bear Attack:  A 42-year-old Russian fisherman says he was walking toward a fishing spot when a brown bear attacked him from behind and that the only thing that prevented the bear from killing him was the fact that his ringtone of Justin Bieber’s hit song “Baby” suddenly started blaring out, startling the bear and causing it to leave.  Some are calling this conclusive evidence the Bieber’s music is simply “unbearable,” while others say that the bear was just so embarrassed that a grown man would have a Bieber ringtone, that it just walked away.

 

Three-Story CosetOne Million in Designer Goods Stolen from Houston Closet: Police say a burglar made off with $1 million worth in designer handbags and jewelry from a mansion in the ritzy a Houston suburb, stuffing three Birkin bags (retail price: $60,000 a piece) with goodies from Theresa Roemer’s 3-story, 3,000-square-foot closet before making their escape. Yea, well the way I look at it, if you paid $60k for a handbag, you’ve basically already been robbed.

 

Crashes into FirehouseWoman with Snake Around Her Neck Crashes Car Into Firehouse:  A drunken New York woman who crashed her Toyota Prius into a local firehouse with a python stolen from a local PETCO wrapped around her neck has been charged with reckless endangerment and larceny.  Animal activists concede that this may be the first time they are aware of that an animal ever said “get me the hell back to PETCO!”

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Category: Business

Lowe's has recalled 11 million window shades and blinds.  Every time you open or close them, somebody's Avalon or Prius speeds up.

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