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The new Health Care system has a little known clause buried in it's 1000+ pages.If you agree to donate a kidney,you get a free Hybrid Prius. 

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Obama has suffered from a sharp drop in support among white voters after criticizing a white policeman's arrest of a black Harvard scholar.  To improve his image with white voters, Obama is going to take up yoga, buy a Prius, and appoint Kenny Chesney as Czar of The Arts.

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Apparently, tests have been unable to duplicate the runaway problem the driver had with his Prius and have cast doubts on his story.   The driver's story, howver,   is being defended by his lawyer, wife  and  "balloon boy." 

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Due to high winds, the flight landed in Newburgh. The plane was on the tarmac for 7 hours and then passengers were bussed to New York.  Heck, they could have travelled non-stop in half that time in a Prius.    

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The winner of the big dog show was just announced. Big props to "Sadie", who barely edged out "Prius" and "Camry".

"Become the Funniest Version of Yourself" - comedy coaching by Neil Berliner

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Toyota will begin producing Prius hybrid hearses.Their goal is to put the "eco" in decomposing.

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Auto technicians tested the "California runaway Toyota Prius" and were unable to recreate the same scary conditions as experienced by its owner.  They'll report their findings to the Committee on Oversight and Government Reform.  Great, just the guys you want evaluating this mess, "the Oversight Commitee"!

 

"Become the Funniest Version of Yourself" - comedy coaching by Neil Berliner

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