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Kim Jong Nam Had Half Brother Killed With Nerve Agent

Kim Jong Nam Had Half Brother Killed With Nerve Agent:  Malaysian police say the chemical substance used to kill Kim Jong Un’s half brother Kim Jong Nam last week, was a banned nerve agent called VX, which is listed as a weapon of mass destruction by the United Nations.  Why the nerve of someone killing their own half brother with nerve gas.  I have half a mind to tell him so too.  Instead of killing him, couldn’t he have just had him beaten up and left him somewhere half dead?  But no, he had the poor guy killed when he didn’t even half to.  Sad!

Outbreak Of Brain Cancer Found in West Coast Raccoons:  The Centers for Disease Control is reporting there is an outbreak of brain cancer in west coast raccoons which is being linked to a newly discovered virus.  Veterinarians say the real tragedy is that a raccoon’s face will often mask the symptoms.

Customers Forking-Over Thousands to Hear About Past Lives:  A high-priced Manhattan psychic was convicted of larceny after convincing her clients to hand over more than $25 million – telling them “they had past lives as Egyptian princesses and therefore issues with attachment to money.”  Well, I suppose in her own special way, she really did help them overcome their attachment to money.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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