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Hawaii Urges Maui Residents to Watch Out for Suspicious Plants

Suspecious PlantsHawaii Urges Maui Residents to Watch Out for Suspicious Plants:  The Hawaii Department of Agriculture, in an effort to control invasive plant species on Maui, is urging all residents to report any suspicious species of plants they may come across.  Now Willie Nelson has a place on Maui – if you’re looking for suspicious plants, I can’t think of a better place to start.

 

FreudUK Women Not Fond of Beards:  A recent study found that most women in the UK are really are not very fond of men with beards.  I suspect Freud would have something to say about that.

 

Job InterviewStudy Defines Biggest Job Interview Mistakes:  A survey of hiring managers ranks answering a cellphone call or returning a text message as the most common mistakes made during a job interview.  The study concluded that probably the biggest mistake would sound something like “pardon me, I should take this, its my drug dealer” – that is, unless you’re applying for a job at a crack house.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Human Head Found Near Hollywood Sign

Hollywood SignHuman Head Found Near Hollywood Sign:  The LAPD is reporting that a human head has been found in a bag on  a hiking trail near the famous Hollywood sign.  Police suspect it may have been left there by yet another person trying to get a head in Hollywood.

 

PotCountry With Most Pot Smokers:  A recent survey determined that Australia and New Zealand have the most pot smokers, where up to 15% of residents between the ages of 15 and 64 used marijuana in 2009. In related news, its being reported that Willie Nelson and Woody Harrelson have been spotted looking at houses in Australia or New Zealand. 

 

Gabrielle UnionTSA’s Detain Actress Over Hairpiece:  Actress Gabrielle Union was stopped by airport security officials when her hairpiece caught the eye of TSA agents, who thought Ms Union might have been hiding something in her hair weave.  Guess that pretty much explains why Donald Trump only flies on private jets. 

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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