Joke :: Yesterday, I stepped on a piece of glass & bled all over the floor. My attempt in locating the shard was fruitless. Just now, walking in from smoking, my barefoot skimmed it. I picked it up, went to throw it out & missed. It ricocheted off the can & disappeared. This ends poorly. by Dan LaMorte

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by Dan LaMorte

Yesterday, I stepped on a piece of glass & bled all over the floor. My attempt in locating the shard was fruitless. Just now, walking in from smoking, my barefoot skimmed it. I picked it up, went to throw it out & missed. It ricocheted off the can & disappeared. This ends poorly.

Oct 11th, 2019 via twitterStaff Pick

Dan LaMorte

Stand-up Comedian

New York, NY

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