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Possible New Octopus Species Found Near Hawaii

New OctopusPossible New Octopus Species Found Near Hawaii: Scientists, searching at a depth of 2.5 miles on the Pacific floor near Hawaii, report finding what might be a new species of octopus, a light colored animal that doesn’t seem very muscular. Doesn’t seem very muscular? That’s a pretty cheap shot! Don’t these scientists realize there are no gyms at that depth.

 

Older WomenSex In Older People Leads To More Brain Power: A new study from England suggests that people over 50 who are more sexually active, have better memory and cognitive skills than people who have sex infrequently. I don’t know about that, most women over 50 still seem to have enough brain power left to know not to have sex with me.

 

Elderly WomanElderly Florida Woman Steals Motorcycle From Walmart Parking Lot: Police say a 74-year-old woman has been arrested and charged with stealing a motorcycle from a Brooksville, Florida Walmart parking lot. While some are expressing surprise – frankly, once I see the words Florida and Walmart together in the same sentence, nothing surprises me. When asked to comment about the theft, an AARP spokesperson would only say “right on mamma.”

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