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Giant Potentially Hazardous Asteroid About to Whiz By Earth

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Asteroid--768x432... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Asteroid-.jpg 800w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Giant Potentially Hazardous Asteroid About to Whiz By Earth:  An asteroid between 1600 and 4000 feet across is due to slip past Earth in early February, but NASA says there’s no chance it will make impact as it will pass 2.6 million miles away.  One thing’s for sure, even if this thing were about to strike Earth, nobody in Hawaii would ever believe it.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Forbes.jpg 580w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Asked Stormy to Spank Him With Copy of Forbes Magazine:  Stormy Daniels, the porn star who allegedly had an affair with Donald Trump before he was President, claimed that Donald Trump once begged her to spank him with a copy of Forbes Magazine.  Spank him with Forbes Magazine?  What the hell, weren’t there any copies of AARP Magazine laying around?

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Forbes-1.jpg 580w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />World’s Confidence in US Leadership Under Trump at Record Low:  A new Gallup poll of 134 countries showed a record collapse in approval and confidence in US leadership in the world – with the US now ranking below China in worldwide approval ratings.  I frankly don’t get it.  Hell, our President bangs porn stars – what’s not to like?

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Possible New Octopus Species Found Near Hawaii

New OctopusPossible New Octopus Species Found Near Hawaii: Scientists, searching at a depth of 2.5 miles on the Pacific floor near Hawaii, report finding what might be a new species of octopus, a light colored animal that doesn’t seem very muscular. Doesn’t seem very muscular? That’s a pretty cheap shot! Don’t these scientists realize there are no gyms at that depth.

 

Older WomenSex In Older People Leads To More Brain Power: A new study from England suggests that people over 50 who are more sexually active, have better memory and cognitive skills than people who have sex infrequently. I don’t know about that, most women over 50 still seem to have enough brain power left to know not to have sex with me.

 

Elderly WomanElderly Florida Woman Steals Motorcycle From Walmart Parking Lot: Police say a 74-year-old woman has been arrested and charged with stealing a motorcycle from a Brooksville, Florida Walmart parking lot. While some are expressing surprise – frankly, once I see the words Florida and Walmart together in the same sentence, nothing surprises me. When asked to comment about the theft, an AARP spokesperson would only say “right on mamma.”

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