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Rosetta Spacecraft Crash Lands On Comet

comet-67pRosetta Spacecraft Crash Lands On Comet:  The Rosetta spacecraft ended its historic mission by crashing on the surface of the dusty, icy comet it has spent 12 years chasing in a hunt that has provided insight into the early days of the solar system and captured the public’s imagination.  NASA says that upon landing on the rocky object, the spacecraft will then transition from Rosetta to “Rosetta Stone” and begin teaching the comet simple phrases in conversational French.

 

samsungSamsung Now Dealing with Exploding Washing Machines:  Samsung, still recovering from the messy recall of its premium Galaxy Note 7 smartphone, has disclosed that its washing machines are also prone to exploding.  Its getting so bad, the Pentagon is rumored to be considering secretly ordering a bunch of Samsung appliances and then shipping them into areas that are known ISIS strongholds.  On a personal note, I’ve just ordered a beautiful Samsung Galaxy Note 7 and a Samsung top-loading washing machine for my ex mother-in-law.

 

katie-courichttp://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Katie-Couric-300x... 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Katie-Couric-768x... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Katie-Couric.jpeg 1013w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Katie Couric Admits She Suffered From Bulimia:  Katie Couric once again discussed in a recent episode of her daytime talk show about how she suffered from bulimia while in college.  Well it must be contagious then, because every time I watch her show, I feel like I want to puke.

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