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Eight Prototypes of Trump’s Border Wall Completed

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Border-Wall.png 617w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Eight Prototypes of Trump’s Border Wall Completed:  The Department of Homeland Security announced it will soon begin looking at which of the eight designs being considered for a border wall will best deter illegal immigrants from entering the US.  Gee, do those designs come in different colors?  I’ll bet a nice pastel might work as a deterrent.  Or how about a mellow chartreuse?  And while some may complain that taking time to choose just the right colors for our border wall might be a lot of extra work, I think its important not to make the same old boring aesthetic mistakes the East Germans did with their Berlin wall.  Who wants an ugly wall like that when President Trump promised a “beautiful wall?”  I mean, just because you’re building a disgusting, offensive, racist structure which will have little or no impact whatsoever on illegal immigration, doesn’t mean it can’t be done in pretty colors.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Bacon-768x511.jpg 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Bacon-1024x682.jpg 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Bacon.jpg 1280w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />North Carolina Woman Accused of Using Bacon to Assault Boyfriend:  Authorities say a North Carolina woman won’t face charges after her boyfriend called police when she slapped him with a slab of uncooked bacon during an argument in their apartment.  Gee, they didn’t even arrest her?  You’d assume she’d fry for doing something like that.  And then its the boyfriend who ends up with egg on his face?  Why if I didn’t know better, I’d say this was a scene out of some Hollywood movie starring – you guessed it – Kevin Bacon.

 

Scientists May Have Discovered Cause of Dyslexia:  A pair of French researchers say they may have found a physical cause for Dyslexia, which they feel is related to the misalignment of tiny light-receptor cells in the human eye – which confuses the messages being sent to the brain.  Meanwhile, critics of the study say researchers have it all backwards.

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