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Odd Signals Detected Coming From Distant Star

Odd Signals Detected Coming From Distant Star:  Astronomers say they’ve detected “strange signals” coming from the direction of a small red dwarf star, located about 11 light-years from Earth.

 

Astronomers point out that while the signal could be from aliens, it doesn’t necessarily mean they were trying to contact us.  They may have just butt-dialed wrong number.  Ironically, when scientists tried to respond back, they received a message saying “your call is very important to us, please continue to hold – we will be with you in a moment.”

 

All kidding aside, how is it they’re able to receive signals from 11 light-years away, yet I always lose my signal every time I drive from Santa Monica back into the west San Fernando Valley?  Obviously, this alien world isn’t stuck in a multi light-year contract with AT&T.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Physics Teacher Receives Death Threats if Students Don’t Pass

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Death-Threats-300... 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Death-Threats-768... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Death-Threats-102... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Death-Threats.jpg 1300w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Physics Teacher Receives Death Threats if Students Don’t Pass:  A 50-year-old high school teacher in Buenos Aires said she’s received death threats, including a letter with a 9 mm bullet in it, warning her she would be shot if she didn’t give the entire class a passing grade in physics.  While I don’t condone gun violence, in these students defense, they were just studying the “Big Bang.”  On the other hand, I don’t think even death threats would have helped me pass physics.

 

Study Finds Divorce Can Cause Hair Loss in Women:  According to new research, all the stress over getting divorced can result in hair loss in women.  Now men, on the other hand, have already pulled out most of their hair long before their divorce is ever finalized.

 

Hitler’s Traveling Phone Sold at Auction for $243,000:  A battered red phone once belonging to Adolf Hitler, which was used as his personal traveling phone – similar to a cellphone, has been sold at auction for $243,000.  Hell, what’s the big deal?  I paid almost that much for my iPhone 7 Plus.  One thing’s for sure, if Hitler would have had to depend on AT&T’s crappy connections, the war would have been over before he ever left Germany.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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