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Astronomers Measure Milky Way with Radio Waves

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Measuring-Milky-W... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Measuring-Milky-W... 800w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Astronomers Measure Milky Way with Radio Waves:  Astronomers are using a collection of radio telescopes that span thousands of miles in an attempt to measure Milky Way with radio waves.  When asked why use radio waves to take the measurement, astronomers say the Milky Way is so big that using a ruler or a tape measure just wouldn’t be practical, even if they were somehow able to recruit all the people who’ve leveled charges against Harvey Weinstein to help with the measuring. 

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Birth-Control-768... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Birth-Control-102... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Birth-Control.jpg 1280w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Administration to Promote Rhythm Method and Abstinence:  According to a recently leaked memo, the Trump administration plans to slash the budget for family planning and – in its place, begin promoting abstinence and the rhythm method.  Which is kind of funny when you consider there’s probably not a single person in the Trump Administration who even has any rhythm.  On a positive note, administration officials say vouchers will still be available for those wishing to purchase chastity belts.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Mosquitoes.jpg 456w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Nazi Scientists Had Plans to Use Mosquitoes As Weapons:  Newly found records suggest that Nazi scientists at the infamous Dachau concentration camp planned to use offensive biological warfare on Germany’s World War II enemies by releasing malaria-carrying mosquitoes from airplanes.  The project was abandoned after it became obvious that Germany could never make swastika armbands small enough to fit on the mosquito’s legs.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Tom Price’s Lawmaker Wife Wants People with HIV Quarantined

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Betty-Price-768x6... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Betty-Price-1024x... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Betty-Price.jpg 1353w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Tom Price’s Lawmaker Wife Wants People with HIV Quarantined:  Georgia Republican state Representative Betty Price – a physician and the wife of disgraced former Health and Human Services Secretary Tom Price – is calling for all HIV-positive people to be quarantined and for all their sexual partners to be logged and tracked by the government.

 

Is it just me, or do the Trump people seem to be making their call for concentration camps a bit soon?  Hell, even Hitler took a few years to work up to that!  Guess their “Make America Great Again” plan is moving along faster then we could have ever imagined.  I guess no one bothered to tell her that the 1980’s called – and they want their medical ignorance about HIV back.

 

But Representative Price needn’t worry about quarantines.  I mean, come on!  Once Trumpcare is finally in place and removes everyone’s healthcare coverage for pre-existing conditions – the HIV-positive, as well as tons of other Americans – will likely all die soon enough anyway.  And to think all those snowflakes had the nerve to accuse the GOP of not really having a viable plan to cut healthcare costs!

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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