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Trump Plan Gives Teachers Bonuses for Carrying Guns in Class

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Armed-Teachers.jpg 402w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Plan Gives Teachers Bonuses for Carrying Guns in Class:  President Donald Trump is reportedly proposing a plan that would award teachers with bonuses if they carry guns with them in class, which the President feels would be much cheaper than hiring armed security guards.  Hell, if its about saving money, why not just ship all our kids over to Afghanistan for school?  Teachers there are already armed – problem solved!

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Cave.jpg 600w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Study Finds Neanderthals Not Humans Were Earth First Artists:  Researchers say Neanderthals were painting on cave walls in Spain 65,000 years ago – tens of thousands of years before modern humans even arrived.  Yea, well if you ask me, that was the least of their accomplishments.  What I wanna know is, how in the hell were they able to convince saber-toothed tigers to sit still long enough to get their portraits painted on cave walls?

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Jeffrey-Dahmer-Ho... 631w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Home Where Jeffrey Dahmer Committed First Murder for Sale:  The childhood home where cannibalistic serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer committed his first murder is up for sale near Cleveland, Ohio.  While I’m no real estate expert, my guess is that someone will buy it and immediately turn it into either a rib joint or a body shop.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Trump Spokesperson Denounces Obama Over Invasion of Afghanistan

Katrina PiersonTrump Spokesperson Denounces Obama Over Invasion of Afghanistan:  During an appearance on CNN, Trump spokesperson Katrina Pierson basically claimed that President Obama destabilized the Middle East when he made the decision to invade Afghanistan.

 

Wow, all I can say is, Trump University don’t graduate no dummies!  So, if I’m understanding the Trump people correctly, Barack Obama is not only a LGBT-loving Muslim who drinks alcohol and eats pork, but also a time traveler who was able to A) slip back in time to 2001, B) convince our military that he, and not George W. Bush was president, C) instruct US forces invade Afghanistan, D) overthrow the terrorist group the Taliban and E) do all this with the devious intent of coming back at a later time to F) kill Osama bin Laden and then G) form yet another terrorist group called ISIS – many of whose leaders he will then order to be killed.  And to think he did it all while regularly attending Reverend Jeremiah Wright’s Trinity United Church of Christ as a practicing Muslim.  Man – this guy is really good!

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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