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Ex-KKK Exalted Cyclops Indicted Over Cross Burning

exalted-cyclopsEx-KKK Exalted Cyclops Indicted Over Cross Burning:  A 28-year-old former Alabama Ku Klux Klan “Exalted Cyclops” leader and his mother have been indicted after allegedly burning a cross at the entrance to a predominantly black neighborhood and then lied to police about it.  Neighbors say the son would have never chosen to become a cyclops had his mother keep an eye on him when he was young.

 

tina-turnerhttp://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Tina-Turner.jpeg 225w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Tina Turner Has No Regrets About Giving Up US Citizenship:  Tina Turner says she has had no regrets after giving up her U.S. citizenship and becoming a full Swiss citizen.  When asked what motivated her to do so, her response was “what’s taxes got to do, got to do with it?”

 

chinese-familyChina Implements Visit Your Parents Law:  China has just implemented a new law requiring children to frequently visit their parents or face the possibility of being sued.  Makes me glad I don’t live in China.  My parents are dead and are buried 2500 miles away.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Trump Lawyer Claims God Taking to Clouds in Support of Trump

Donald Trump CloudTrump Lawyer Claims God Taking to Clouds in Support of Trump:  In a recent twitter post, Donald Trump lawyer Michael Cohen claimed that God is sending us a message that he wants Donald Trump in the White House, posting a pic of a cloud formation that many Trump supporters say resembles Donald Trump’s face.  They may very well be right, after all, everyone knows that clouds are formed by hot air rising.  One thing’s for sure, if that really does turn out to be Trump’d image, don’t be surprised if he doesn’t try to sue God for using his likeness without paying royalties.  Of course here in California, we’re more avant garde and prefer our Trump images on gourmet toasted grilled cheese sandwiches.

 

Red WolfNorth Carolina Residents Say Endangered Red Wolves are a Pest:  The fate of the world’s remaining wild population of red wolves is set to be decided soon as many North Carolina residents are complaining that the endangered wolves are increasingly straying onto private land and causing problems.  North Carolina officials say they’ve offered the red wolves an option of either moving out or changing color, but the wolves have the attitude they’re “better red than dead.”

 

Fat SouthernersObesity Rates Soar in Bible Belt States:  A new survey on obesity in the United States found Louisiana at the top of the chart with an adult obesity rate of 36.2 percent, with Mississippi, Alabama and West Virginia following close behind.  Who could have known that the Bible Belt would turn out to be a place where people are too big to even wear belts?  Hell, obesity rates in Louisiana have gotten so bad, they’ve been forced to extend “Fat Tuesday” clear into the weekend.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Conservatives Fear Obama LGBT Plot to Take Over Red States

Dyke DynastyConservatives Fear Obama LGBT Plot to Take Over Red States:  Many conservative talk show hosts are expressing grave concerns about what they believe is a plot by the Obama administration to infiltrate rural American communities with “lesbian and transgender hillbillies” who will attempt to turn formerly Republican strongholds into Democratic majorities.  Wow, if I understanding this correctly, I guess we’re talking about creating kind of a “Dyke Dynasty.”

 

 

John Fisher JrAlabama Tea Party Talk Show Host Busted for Meth Trafficking:  Tuscaloosa conservative talk show host and former Tea Party candidate for the Alabama state legislature John Fisher Jr., has been arrested and charged with manufacturing and trafficking crystal meth.  Well, guess that’s another fine meth he’s gotten himself into!

 

Donald Trumphttp://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Donald-Trump-4-30... 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Donald-Trump-4.jpg 600w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Trump Vows to Get 95% of the African American Vote:  During a recent rally in Dimondale, Michigan, Republican Donald Trump again made a direct appeal to black voters, asking them “What do you have nothing to lose by voting for something new like Donald Trump?  Well, let’s start with healthcare, voting rights and personal dignity.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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