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Russian Military Jet Flies Low Over US Capitol and Pentagon

Russian Military Jet Flies Low Over US Capitol and Pentagon:  Numerous news outlets are reporting that a Russian surveillance aircraft flew over the US Capitol, the Pentagon, Joint Base Andrews, the CIA, Camp David and a secret government bunker called Mount Weather at what is being described as an uncomfortably low altitude on Wednesday.

 

Sources say the Russian plane was actually flying so low, Trump’s hairpiece almost blew off in the turbulence.  So far, no word as to whether or not Sarah Palin was able to see the Russian plane from her front porch.

 

Sadly for the Russians, they were looking to gather intelligence, but instead found only Donald Trump.  Yet another wasted effort I guess.  My question is, why bother with a flyover?  Why not just open up a Google Earth app?

 

Personally, I don’t think the Russians were actually spying.  I think it was just Putin saluting President Trump for all his hard work on behalf of the Russian people.  I mean, why would the Russians need a spy plane with Trump in the White House?

 

Anyway, the bottom line is we should all be grateful we have an administration that is smart enough to realize that the real threat to America isn’t the Chinese or the Russians – its transgenders serving in the military.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Trump-Putin Meeting Runs Over Two Hours

Trump-Putin Meeting Runs Over Two Hours:  There is much speculation as to what went on in the meeting between President Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin, as the meeting which was originally allotted 30 minutes, went nearly two hours and a half.  Well that’s an understandable time frame.  Hell, you’ve got two wannabe dick-tators and remember, it takes at least 30 minutes for Viagra to kick in.  On the other hand, its rumored Trump may have sold Alaska back to the Russians.  However, on a positive note – Sarah Palin was reportedly part of the deal.

 

Christian Activist Claims Katy Perry Driving Fans to Suicide via Lesbianism:  Conservative Christian Activist and Pastor Kevin Swanson has had just about enough of people like Katy Perry singing about kissing girls and liking it, and is now claiming Perry is leading children to decadence, followed by despair and finally suicide through her songs which glorify lesbianism.  I get it – that maddening cycle of “Katy Perry to lesbian to despair to suicide” of which Jesus frequently referred to in the Gospels.  The only problem is, short of Katy Perry losing her record contract – it seems to me about the only thing Pastor Swanson and his congregation can do is continue to vigorously rub human feces all over themselves until finally there are no more lesbians.

 

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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President Trump Speaks to the President of US Virgin Islands

President Trump Speaks to the President of US Virgin Islands:  President Trump turned some heads recently when he told attendees of a Values Voter Summit in Washington that he had just spoken to the president of US Virgin Islands,” which would actually be himself.  One thing’s for sure, I’ll bet it didn’t take the President of the US Virgin Islands very long to figure out whether President Trump would score higher on an IQ test than Secretary of State Tillerson.

 

Kim Kardashian Claims She’s Suffering From Body Dysmorphia:  Kim Kardashian recently complained on her reality show that all those people body shamming her are giving her “body dysmorphia.”  Gee, if that’s the case, its a good thing she’s not one of those people who’s constantly posting half-nude photos of herself all over the internet.

 

Feline Mayor of Alaska Town Dies at Age 20:  Stubbs the cat, who was elected mayor of Talkeetna, Alaska in a write-in campaign way back in 1998, has died at the age of 20.  My sympathies go out to the cat and the local townsfolk, but come on – this is a serious conflict of interest to put a cat in charge of the city’s dog catchers.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Bush’s Best Baked Beans Issues Recall

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Bush’s-Best-Bak... 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Bush’s-Best-Bak... 520w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Bush’s Best Baked Beans Issues Recall:  The popular maker of Bush’s Best baked beans have issued a voluntary recall, saying some cans may have defective side seams which could allow the product to become contaminated with harmful bacteria.  Good grief, and this is their “best baked beans.”  I’d hate to think what the hell you’d be dealing with if you bought their crappy brand.

 

CDC Urging Caution When Eating Walrus Meat in Alaska:  The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention warns that Alaska has experienced two outbreaks of trichellosis over the past year and is cautioning anyone looking to consume walrus meat to make sure it’s thoroughly cooked.  Oh for heaven’s sake, what the hell is the CDC blubbering on about now?  While I’m not inclined to eat raw walrus, I suppose in good conscience I should e-mail all the Orcas and polar bears I know about the issue.

 

Bumble Bee Agrees to Plead Guilty in Price Fixing Scheme:  The Justice Department announced tuna giant Bumble Bee has agreed to plead guilty and pay a $25 million fine for its role in a conspiracy to fix the prices of tuna in the U.S.  Lucky they agreed to settle!  It would be interesting to hear how the Trump Justice Department would explain bumbling a Bumble Bee investigation!

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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