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Russian Military Jet Flies Low Over US Capitol and Pentagon

Russian Military Jet Flies Low Over US Capitol and Pentagon:  Numerous news outlets are reporting that a Russian surveillance aircraft flew over the US Capitol, the Pentagon, Joint Base Andrews, the CIA, Camp David and a secret government bunker called Mount Weather at what is being described as an uncomfortably low altitude on Wednesday.

 

Sources say the Russian plane was actually flying so low, Trump’s hairpiece almost blew off in the turbulence.  So far, no word as to whether or not Sarah Palin was able to see the Russian plane from her front porch.

 

Sadly for the Russians, they were looking to gather intelligence, but instead found only Donald Trump.  Yet another wasted effort I guess.  My question is, why bother with a flyover?  Why not just open up a Google Earth app?

 

Personally, I don’t think the Russians were actually spying.  I think it was just Putin saluting President Trump for all his hard work on behalf of the Russian people.  I mean, why would the Russians need a spy plane with Trump in the White House?

 

Anyway, the bottom line is we should all be grateful we have an administration that is smart enough to realize that the real threat to America isn’t the Chinese or the Russians – its transgenders serving in the military.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Trump-Putin Meeting Runs Over Two Hours

Trump-Putin Meeting Runs Over Two Hours:  There is much speculation as to what went on in the meeting between President Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin, as the meeting which was originally allotted 30 minutes, went nearly two hours and a half.  Well that’s an understandable time frame.  Hell, you’ve got two wannabe dick-tators and remember, it takes at least 30 minutes for Viagra to kick in.  On the other hand, its rumored Trump may have sold Alaska back to the Russians.  However, on a positive note – Sarah Palin was reportedly part of the deal.

 

Christian Activist Claims Katy Perry Driving Fans to Suicide via Lesbianism:  Conservative Christian Activist and Pastor Kevin Swanson has had just about enough of people like Katy Perry singing about kissing girls and liking it, and is now claiming Perry is leading children to decadence, followed by despair and finally suicide through her songs which glorify lesbianism.  I get it – that maddening cycle of “Katy Perry to lesbian to despair to suicide” of which Jesus frequently referred to in the Gospels.  The only problem is, short of Katy Perry losing her record contract – it seems to me about the only thing Pastor Swanson and his congregation can do is continue to vigorously rub human feces all over themselves until finally there are no more lesbians.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Mars-300x300.jpg 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Mars-768x769.jpg 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Mars-1022x1024.jpg 1022w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Mars.jpg 1240w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Mars Surface Bathed in Toxic Chemicals:  New data indicates there’s very little chance the Red planet can harbor life with the finding that the surface of the red planet contains a “toxic cocktail” of chemicals that can wipe out living organisms.  Scientists say about the only thing we have similar here on Earth would be areas like Cleveland and Pittsburgh, but obviously there’s a lot more to do on Mars.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Everyone’s Talking About McCain’s Bizarre Comey Questioning

Everyone’s Talking About McCain’s Bizarre Comey Questioning:  Many are expressing concern for John McCain, after the 80-year-old senator asked a series of seemingly incoherent, rambling questions of former FBI director James Comey which no one seemed to understand, at one time even referring to Mr Comey as President Comey.

 

The questions were so bizarre, I began to wonder if Sarah Palin had written them, although I’m told that some of those questions actually do make sense – if you read them backwards.  On a positive note, at least McCain didn’t ask Comey if he knew how to reset his VCR and operate the TV remote.

 

And in McCain’s defense, it can be a little difficult to concentrate when you know you’re gonna be running late for that early bird special.  I’m told Thursdays they feature stewed prunes.  Anyway, all’s well that end well – Sen McCain left the hearings and drove himself safely home – albeit with his turn signal flashing the entire way, but safely home just the same.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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