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New Study Claims Pot Could Lead to Cardiac Risks

New Study Claims Pot Could Lead to Cardiac Risks: According to a new study just released, researchers at Philadelphia’s Einstein Medical Center say there may be a connection between marijuana use and increased cardiac risks – including stroke.  Well of course pot can lead to heart failure – especially when you first realize you’ve run out!  Hell, the way I look at it, if Trump’s election didn’t give me a heart attack, there’s not much chance smoking a joint’s gonna kill me.

 

Colossal 3,000-Year-Old Statue Unearthed in Cairo: In what is being called a most important archaeological find, a team of archaeologists from Egypt and Germany have removed the head of a giant 3,000-year-old statue thought to depict Ramses II, and are now trying to figure out how to remove the huge torso portion of the statue. The archaeologists faced community criticism for removing parts of the statue with a crane, but countered by saying “hey, it isn’t our fault Ramses II had such a fat ass.”

 

Trump Claiming He Didn’t Know Flynn an Agent for Turkey:  The White House is claiming that President Trump did not know until this week his former national security adviser, Michael Flynn, had been working as an agent for Turkey, although the information was told to the Trump team before Donald Trump took office.  Gee, stuff like that could almost lead someone to conclude that perhaps it might not be the refugees who need the “extreme vetting.”

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Trump’s Ex Ivana Says She Still Advises Him

Ivana TrumpTrump’s Ex Ivana Says She Still Advises Him: Donald Trump’s ex-wife Ivana told an interviewer that she still informally advises him and supports his immigration policies, adding that “we need immigrants because who’s going to vacuum our living rooms and clean up after us?” Yea, seems a shame people like Marie Curie, Aldous Huxley or Albert Einstein never got in on any of those cleaning job opportunities.

 

Trump SupporterFemale Trump Supporters Stripping Naked to Support Donald: Some of Donald Trump’s female supporters are stripping off their clothes on the internet to show their support for the candidate. Its interesting that these supporters pics show mostly breasts, while Trump supporters are generally asses. That said, there were a few that could probably be classified in the “Rumps for Trump” category.

 

Teen SmokersCities Consider New Minimum Age for Cigarette Sales: Many municipalities around the country are considering new laws that would up the legal age for purchasing cigarettes from 18 to 21 to prevent teens from buying cigarettes. I find it just shameful that so many teens are out there trying to buy cigarettes. Why back in my day, we just stole them from our parents.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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