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New Study Claims Pot Could Lead to Cardiac Risks

New Study Claims Pot Could Lead to Cardiac Risks: According to a new study just released, researchers at Philadelphia’s Einstein Medical Center say there may be a connection between marijuana use and increased cardiac risks – including stroke.  Well of course pot can lead to heart failure – especially when you first realize you’ve run out!  Hell, the way I look at it, if Trump’s election didn’t give me a heart attack, there’s not much chance smoking a joint’s gonna kill me.

 

Colossal 3,000-Year-Old Statue Unearthed in Cairo: In what is being called a most important archaeological find, a team of archaeologists from Egypt and Germany have removed the head of a giant 3,000-year-old statue thought to depict Ramses II, and are now trying to figure out how to remove the huge torso portion of the statue. The archaeologists faced community criticism for removing parts of the statue with a crane, but countered by saying “hey, it isn’t our fault Ramses II had such a fat ass.”

 

Trump Claiming He Didn’t Know Flynn an Agent for Turkey:  The White House is claiming that President Trump did not know until this week his former national security adviser, Michael Flynn, had been working as an agent for Turkey, although the information was told to the Trump team before Donald Trump took office.  Gee, stuff like that could almost lead someone to conclude that perhaps it might not be the refugees who need the “extreme vetting.”

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Study Claims Sugar as Addictive as Cocaine

Study Claims Sugar as Addictive as Cocaine:  Heated debate has greeted an article in a medical journal suggesting sugar should be considered a drug which is as addictive as cocaine.  While I am no scientist, I think if you’re seriously trying to determine if sugar is as addictive as cocaine, you first have to ask two very important questions 1) do people perform sexual favors for a sugar fix and 2) does Eric Clapton ever plan to follow-up on his hit single “Cocaine” with a song called “Sugar?”   If the answer to any of these questions are yes, then you may have a case.

 

Gravitational Wave Observatory Finds Three More Colliding Black Holes:  The Gravitational Wave Observatory reports that they have detected three more gargantuan gravitational waves caused by a pair of colliding black holes.  Then they wonder why insurance companies won’t cover them.  Hell, at this rate, even self-driving Teslas are having less collisions.

 

NASA’s Plan to Defuse Yellowstone’s Super Volcano:  NASA believes the Yellowstone super volcano is a greater threat to life on Earth than any asteroid, so it has come up with a plan to defuse its explosive potential by drilling a 5-mile-deep hole into the hydrothermal water below in an attempt to drain some 60 to 70 percent of the heat from the magma chamber below.  So if I understand this project correctly, NASA is trying to get an angry volcano to blow off some steam before it blows its top.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Squirrel With Plague Detected In California Campground

squirrelhttp://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Squirrel-300x300.png 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Squirrel.png 450w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Squirrel With Plague Detected In California Campground:  According to a public health advisory, a ground squirrel found in a Los Angeles-area campground has tested positive for plague, causing authorities to shut down part of the Angeles National Forest for at least a week.  In an angry late night tweet, President-elect Donald Trump promised that as soon as he takes office, he plans to look into revoking squirrel camping privileges in all of our nation’s National Parks.

 

hawkinghttp://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Hawking-1-300x300... 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Hawking-1.jpg 630w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Hawking Issues Another Warning to Humanity:  Fresh from warning us about the dangers of contacting ET, renowned theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking is now appearing in an anti-obesity campaign ad for a Swedish non-profit, cautioning everyone that obesity is one of the most serious public health problems of the 21st century.  One thing’s for sure, when that Stephen Hawking workout video comes out, that should bring a lot of attention for the cause.

 

speed-of-lightTheory Challenging Einstein’s Speed to Be Tested:  A new paper describes for the first time how scientists can test a controversial idea that speed of light is not a constant as Einstein claimed.  Fine, test anything you want, but just don’t screw up my GPS.  I have to be somewhere tomorrow afternoon.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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