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Alex Jones Claims Deep State Carried Out Las Vegas Massacre

Alex Jones Claims Deep State Carried Out Las Vegas Massacre:  Conspiracy-theorist and Donald Trump’s favorite radio personality Alex Jones, told his 5 million listeners that the recent Las Vegas mass shootings were caused by an unholy alliance of Muslims, Bolsheviks, OJ Simpson and “Deep-State Democrats.”  In response, critics say Alex Jones is nothing more than a manipulative con artist who preys on the ignorant and the mentally ill.  Unfortunately for the rest of us, we now have a President who appears to be both.

 

UK Study Says Fatty Foods May Increase Depression:  Researchers in London who studied the diets of British civil servants report that a diet heavy in processed and fatty foods increases the risk of depression.  On the other hand, they may just be depressed because they have to eat British food.

 

Three Americans Win Nobel Prize for Work on Circadian Systems:  Three Americans have been honored with the Nobel Prize in Medicine for their work on molecular mechanisms that control circadian systems.  Interesting achievement, especially when you consider close to half the country doesn’t even believe in science.  Hell, most Americans have to be wondering just what’s the point of giving out awards to people who probably can’t even dribble a basketball?

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Billionaire Peter Thiel Funding Effort to Resurrect Woolly Mammoth

Billionaire Peter Thiel Funding Effort to Resurrect Woolly Mammoth:  Silicon Valley titan and Trump supporter Peter Thiel, has reportedly invested $100,000 in a project which hopes to bring the extinct mammoth back to life.  Makes sense.  After all, the Trump administration is trying to escort us all back to the Middle Ages, so why stop there?  May as well head right on back to the ice age while we’re at it.  Sharpen your stone tools and I’ll get a fire started in the cave.  Let’s make Pangaea great again!

 

Alan Jones Claims NASA Operating Child Slave Colony on Mars:  Just months after his tale about Hillary Clinton people running a child sex ring in the basement of a Washington, D.C. pizzeria sent a gunman there to shoot up the place, Republican alt-right conspiracy theorist Alan Jones is now busy peddling an even more outrageous theory about NASA operating a child slave colony on Mars.  On a positive note – at least on Mars, those poor children won’t have to listen to nut cases like Alex Jones rambling on and on about absolute nonsense anymore.

 

Start-Up Wants to Send Your Remains Into Space:  A start-up company says they will launch your cremated remains into low orbit which will circle the Earth for a few months before re-entry into the atmosphere and finally burn up in an awesome fireball, all for the low, low price of $1,990.  Sounds like the perfect ending for my life – spend my last two grand to end up as a cheap fireworks display over suburban Cincinnati.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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