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Arnold Schwarzenegger to Star in TV Western for Amazon

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Arnold-Schwarzene... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Arnold-Schwarzene... 960w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Arnold Schwarzenegger to Star in TV Western for Amazon:  Arnold Schwarzenegger is set to star in Outrider, an Oklahoma western – set in back in late 1800’s and being developed by Amazon.  Now wait a minute – as if Native Americans didn’t have enough to deal with back in those days, now Amazon’s gonna inundate their ancestral homeland with former Austrian bodybuilders and multi-grain protein bars?

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Donald-Trump.jpg 618w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Refuses to Release Democrats’ Memo:  Shortly after President Trump released a Republican classified memo despite similar warnings about security implications, he has decided not to release the Democratic rebuttal, claiming it contains data too sensitive too release.  Wow, too sensitive to release?  Sounds like this memo must contain some actual facts.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Bag-Ban.jpg 340w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Chicago Approves Ban On Plastic Shopping Bags:  With the backing of Mayor Rahm Emanuel, Chicago has become the latest U.S. city to approve a ban on plastic shopping bags.  Hell, given all the murders in Chicago, perhaps they ought to look into reusable body bags if they want to make a serious impact on the environment.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Trump’s Air Force One Refrigerator Upgrade to Cost $24M

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Air-Force-One.jpg 590w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump’s Air Force One Refrigerator Upgrade to Cost $24M:  The Trump administration has just signed a new contract with Boeing to upgrade two food refrigeration chilling systems on Air Force One for a whopping $24 million.

 

Gee, at those prices, let’s hope they at least got free delivery.  Wonder if the White House is signed up for Amazon Prime?  Anyway, to be completely fair, I’ve also read that our astronaut’s spacesuits cost well over a million bucks each.  On the other hand, they do come with two pairs of pants – so there’s that.  The way I look at it, who cares how expensive something Trump orders costs?  Hell, he never pays his suppliers anyway.

 

Sure, paying $24 million for a couple of lousy refrigerators may seem like a lot, but what’s important to remember is that Trump also just imposed a 30% tariff on all appliance imports.  Keep that up and before you know it, we’ll ALL be paying $24 million for a refrigerator.  Good grief, I shudder to think how many cheeseburgers you can hold in a $24 million refrigerator.  Guess that’s one way to show the world that the plane you’re flying on isn’t from some sh*thole country.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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