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Lost Amazon Villages Uncovered by Archaeologists

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Lost Amazon Villages Uncovered by Archaeologists:  Once people assumed the Amazon was a near-uninhabited rainforest, but researchers say they have found new evidence of 81 sites in previously uncharted territory, that prove it was in fact a hive of human activity and home to millions of people.  Researchers are quick to point out that while most of these Amazon villages appear to have once been thriving, most lacked the convenience of next-day Prime delivery our modern-day Amazon offers.  After all, you can’t really expect next-day delivery if you’re living in a “lost village.”

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Stormy-Daniels-76... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Stormy-Daniels-75... 750w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Stormy-Daniels.jpg 1463w" sizes="(max-width: 220px) 100vw, 220px" />After Stormy – Many Wonder How Much Porn Stars Make:  With Donald Trump’s alleged payoff of porn star Stormy Daniels all over the news, many are left wondering just how much does a porn star really make?  Well, if my math is correct – she swatted Trump’s fat ass with a magazine a couple of times and then deposited a check for $130K into her bank account.  That breaks down to $65,000 per swat.  I have to assume that’s a helluva lot better payday than anybody working on the police swat team.

 

 

 

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Trump Renews Attack on Amazon Calling USPS Deal a Scam

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Amazon-768x512.jpg 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Amazon-1024x683.jpg 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Amazon.jpg 1300w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Renews Attack on Amazon Calling USPS Deal a Scam:  President Trump lit into Amazon once again with a pair of tweets claiming that Amazon is using the Postal Service and a “delivery boy” and demanding that “this postal scam must stop!”  I find it rather interesting the President would complain that Amazon is using the Postal Service as a “delivery boy.”  Perhaps someone should explain to him that that’s exactly what the Postal Service does – they deliver stuff.  As to whether or not Amazon is running a scam, I’ll defer to the President on that one, because if there’s anyone on Earth who fully understands how a scam is run – it’s Donald J. Trump.  

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Hawking.jpg 640w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Thousands Gather to Honor Stephen Hawking:  Thousands of admirers lined the streets of Cambridge to pay tribute to the renowned physicist Stephen Hawking, who died March 14th.  Thousands more said they wanted to attend, but they didn’t have the time and the church didn’t have the space to accommodate them. 

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Bad-Relationships... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Bad-Relationships... 1024w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />People Stay in Bad Relationships Because They Fear Being Alone:  A new study found that the fear of being alone leads many adults to stay in bad relationships or settle for less-than-desirable partners.  So if I understand this study correctly, if you’re one of those people who stay in a bad relationship because you fear being alone – you’re not alone.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Amazon Files for Patent to Have Alexia Listen to Our Conversations

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Amazon-Echo-Dot.jpg 333w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Amazon Files for Patent to Have Alexia Listen to Our Conversations:  Amazon has filed for a controversial patent that could allow its Echo devices to one day listen in on our conversations in order to “assist us with user recommendations for Amazon products.”  

 

See, this which is precisely why, when I’m talking to Alexia, I always whisper – so Jeff Bezos can’t hear what the hell we’re talking about.  Mark my words – next, they’ll be coming out with an Alexia that constantly disagrees with you – for people who just love a good argument.  “Alexia, what’s the weather like today?”  “I don’t know.  Why don’t you get your big, fat ass off the couch, open the door and take a look outside you fat, lazy bum?”  Or how about this – “Alexa, who’s really the biggest dork, Jeff Bezos or Mark Zuckerberg?”  

 

But, all kidding aside, these Echos must be secure.  I mean hell, its my understanding that President Trump even has one in the Oval Office…”Alexa, launch some cruise missiles toward Syria!”  Now personally, I’m totally comfortable with Alexia, but that’s because I made it perfectly clear when I brought her home – that “its gonna be my house, and my rules.”  That said, if I ever do find out my Amazon Echo has been spying on me, my next command will be “Alexa…sell yourself on eBay.”

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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