Sandy Danto does Pauly Shore, a mix of Andrew Dice Clay and Mr. Kim from South Park, and of course the legendary Chris Farley. And don't worry he can't jump out of the screen and rape you... Or can he?......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... Actually, he can't. I, uh, I'm pretty sure it is physically impossible. I mean, even if he could fit through your monitor, it clearly defies the laws of physics, and, uh yeah... Not possible........... Nope........... Bye

If Andrew Dice Clay released "The Diceman Cometh" Today...

Starring: Aaron Berg
Written by: Josh "JR" Ravitz
Directed and Edited by: Ben Rosenfeld

Special Thanks To: Stand Up NY