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Cell Phone Subscriptions Growing Rapidly

Cell Phone Subscriptions Growing Rapidly:  Sociologists say they’re baffled because new data show that the world has nearly as many cell phone subscribers as it has people, with 6 billion cell phone subscriptions worldwide.  Which begs the question, are wild animals also using cell phones and if so, would they have pay roaming charges?


Teen Arrested for Facebook Image Prank:  A 14-year-old New York state high school student has been arrested and charged with a computer crime for replacing the Facebook page image of another student with that of a penis.  Rather sadly, even the kid who got pranked had to admit that the resemblance is uncanny.


Sarah Brightman Preparing for Space Mission:  Sarah Brightman, the world famous soprano and ex-wife of Andrew Lloyd Webber, has reportedly paid around $20 million for a 10-day trip on board the SOYUZ Rocket to the International Space Station.  But she bitched like crazy about having to pay $55 for a cab ride to the airport.


Georgia Mom Sues RadioShack Over Porn On Cell Phone:  A Georgia mother is suing RadioShack, claiming the chain sold her a refurbished cell phone which was loaded with porn.  In related news, RadioShack just reported a 1000% increase in cell phone sales.


Social Media Addicting:  A new study suggests that social media is more addicting than cigarettes and alcohol.  So next time your teen starts to logon to Facebook, be a good parent and offer him a beer and a cigarette instead.

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