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Inventor Hopes to Father Children With His Sex Robot

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Robot-Children-76... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Robot-Children.jpg 846w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Inventor Hopes to Father Children With His Sex Robot:  Spanish scientist and sex robot inventor Dr. Sergio Santos claims it’s only a matter of time before marriages between humans and robots become the norm and that the next logical step would be to have children with these robots.  While I like to think of myself as a fairly open-minded person, this does create one helluva lot of unanswered ethical questions like – do you raise the kids to be iOS or Android?  Or, should the sex robot’s lithium-ion batteries happen to catch fire during pregnancy, do you try and save the child or your house?  And finally, is it OK to pay female sex robots only 70% of what male sex robots make?

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Lions-Eat-Poacher... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Lions-Eat-Poacher... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Lions-Eat-Poacher... 1102w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Lions in South Africa Kill And Eat Suspected Poacher:  According to a report out of South Africa, a suspected poacher was found dead last week after being killed and partially eaten by lions.  Wow, Bon Appetite, guys!  Talk about “justice being served!”  Guess we don’t need to ask who got the lion’s share of him – they ALL did.  Ironically, authorities say the lions only ate about half of the poacher – which seems kind of wasteful to me.  I mean, that’s almost enough meat to feed a guy like Jeffrey Dahmer for an entire week.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Donald-Trump-1-76... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Donald-Trump-1.jpg 802w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Donald Trump Declares He’s Totally Opposed to Domestic Violence:  After praising his former staff secretary Rob Porter who was forced to resign after his two ex-wives accused him of domestic violence, Donald Trump finally addressed the issue, telling reporters that he is “totally opposed to domestic violence.”  Well hopefully, that little confession won’t totally disillusion his hard-core followers.  I mean – come on!  If being a pompous, narcissistic, racist, sexist, homophobic, traitorous, sleazy grifter of a crook isn’t enough for them – just what is?

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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People Freaking Out Over Ivanka Filling in for Trump at G20

People Freaking Out Over Ivanka Filling in for Trump at G20:  Many are accusing Donald Trump of behaving like a banana republic dictator when he left his under-qualified, unelected socialite daughter to fill in for him during a G20 meeting.  While its true Ivanka is in fact unelected, I think it’s blatantly unfair to imply that she, or anyone else for that matter, is less qualified than her father.  On the other hand, I think it’s a pretty safe bet to assume that up until about a week ago, Ivanka thought the G20 was a luxury car made by Infinity Motors.

 

Pay for TGI Friday’s Dinner With Smartphone App:  TGI Friday’s announced that customers can now conveniently pay their checks by using a downloadable app on their iPhone or Android smartphones.  Call me old-fashioned, but I still prefer to pay for bad food by writing a bad check.

 

Financial Institutions Rejecting Porn Industry:  CNBC is reporting that many porn stars and porn execs are having difficulty getting loans and even opening up simple bank accounts.  With no other options available, many are using sperm banks instead.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Trump Repeats Indian Prime Minister Comments With Fake Accent

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Modi-and-Trump.jpg 621w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Repeats Indian Prime Minister Comments With Fake Accent:  The Washington Post reports that President Donald Trump used a fake accent to impersonate Indian Prime Minister Modi’s comments to him.  Yea, well – if you think that impersonation was bad, you should check out Trump’s impersonation of a US president.  The irony is that Modi’s grasp of the English language is probably much better than Trump’s will ever be.

 

Vitamins Claim to be 100% Vegetarian Capsules: Just reading the label on some vitamins I recently bought and noticed that they claim the package contains 180 “vegetarian” capsules. OK, I’ll take them at their word for that – but my question is, just who the hell’s gonna try and stick meat in a vitamin?

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Fridays-768x523.png 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Fridays-1024x698.png 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Fridays.png 1280w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Pay for TGI Friday’s Dinner With Smartphone App:  TGI Friday’s announced that customers can now pay their checks by using a downloadable app on their iPhone or Android smartphones.  Call me old-fashioned, but I still prefer to pay for bad food with a bad check.

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Malibu, California

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