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Mary Kay Letourneau and Husband Have Separated

Mary Kay Letourneau and Husband Have Separated:  According to court records, Vili Fualaau and Mary Kay Letourneau have filed for separation after two daughters and 12 years of marriage – in a relationship that began in 1997 when he was only 12 and she was his 34-year-old teacher.  I guess she felt “this guy’s getting a bit old for my tastes.”  On a positive note, should he ever decide to move to France, there’s a pretty decent chance he could be elected President.

 

Earliest Signs of Brain Damage in Athletes:  Until recently, there was no reliable test to detect whether an athlete may have CTE brain damage, but a new test developed by researchers at Arizona State University tracks decline in verbal skills and vocabulary size is showing promise.  One thing’s for sure, you aren’t gonna need especially strong math skills to be able to tally the vocabulary size of most athletes.

 

Trump Blasts Germany Again for Trade Deficit and NATO:  Following pointed criticism from Chancellor Angela Merkel, President Trump once again blasted Germany over trade and defense, ratcheting up a dispute that risks undermining a trans-Atlantic bond that is the bedrock of US-European relations.  Defending the tough stance,Trump Administration officials issued a statement warning that “the unrestricted flow of apple strudel into the US threatens to undermine the waistlines of every single supermodel in the entire country – need we remind everyone about the issues we had with Miss Venezuela several years ago?”

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Trump Appears to Refuse to Shake Merkel’s Hand

Trump Appears to Refuse to Shake Merkel’s Hand:  The media is abuzz over a video which appears to show President Trump refusing to shake hands after his meeting with German Chancellor Angela Merkel.  Give the man a break – maybe he was just put-off by how big her hands are!

 

Wyoming Allows Hunters to Use Silencers:   Wyoming law now allows hunters to use silencers on their hunting weapons.  That’s just crazy when you consider you’ve got hard-working assassins, who actually need the silencers in their jobs, who are forbidden to use them.  Let’s get our priorities straight people!

 

Smokers Rebel Against Starbucks Smoking Ban:  A group of smokers opposed to the Starbucks ban on smoking within 25 feet of its stores, say they plan to take the coffee company to court.  Smokers point out that there are so many Starbucks cafes in the US, its nearly impossible to be further than 25 feet away from one.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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