Ellen knows as much about music as Anne Heche does about her sexuality. Then again, I'm not sleeping with Portia de Rossi so maybe I should just shut up.
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Ellen DeGeneres as a judge on American Idol makes no sense
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Oprah gives free trip to Australia to show audience
So far, the only people getting a free trip down under from Ellen are Portia De Rossi and Anne Heche.