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Limbaugh Says Moore Was a Democrat When He Targeted Teen Girls

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Limbaugh-and-Moor... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Limbaugh-and-Moor... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Limbaugh-and-Moor... 1200w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Limbaugh Says Moore Was a Democrat When He Targeted Teen Girls:  Rush Limbaugh has added a new twist to those Republicans defending evangelical Alabama US Senate candidate Roy Moore, telling viewers that Moore was actually a Democrat during the period of time when he allegedly made sexual advances towards five teenage girls.

 

Now, of course, I’m no lawyer, but if I’m not mistaken – I believe in legal circles – that’s often referred to as the “OxyContin/Viagra defense.”  That said, Rush does make a valid point.  I mean, there was a time when groups like the KKK, religious bigots and other white supremacists were essentially all Southern Democrats…now, they’re all Republicans!

 

Anyway, I believe the point Rush is trying to make is that the Republican party has recruited most of these creeps, racists and pedophiles out of the Democratic Party and into their ranks.  Which kind of makes sense when you consider that pedophile Democrats like Anthony Weiner generally go to jail, while Republican pedophiles get elected to public office.  Hell, recent polls are even showing that Roy Moore’s popularity among evangelicals shot up like crazy after the pedophilia accusations against him became public.

 

Its almost as if when Moore realized he was a pedophile, Republicans told him “well then, you’re in the wrong party.  Come join us – the GOP has a big tent.”  I mean, even Donald Trump was a Democrat at one time.  Now Limbaugh – on the other hand, has always been an idiot.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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Navy Flight Crew Grounded After Pilot Draws Penis in Sky

Navy Flight Crew Grounded After Pilot Draws Penis in Sky:  The Navy has apologized and announced it has grounded an aircrew from the Naval Air Station in Whidbey Island, Washington, after its pilots drew a giant penis in the sky with fighter jet exhaust.

 

All I can say is, those Navy pilots really know how to come up with unique ways to “penetrate” enemy defenses!  Now in World War II, they used to go around drawing “Kilroy was here!” all over the place.  Well, it looks like Kilroy is back, only this time, he’s exposed his penis.  That said, I’m not surprised to see this.  Pilots always were kind of cocky.  This gives new urgency to poor Tattoo from Fantasy Island screaming “De plane! De plane!”

 

Now admittedly, my first thought was – gee, has Anthony Weiner gotten himself out of jail and joined the Navy?  Of course, in the pilot’s defense – maybe he was just trying to draw a self-portrait.  On a positive note, President Trump announced he’s just issued an executive order promoting all the crew members to the Navy rank of Rear Admiral.  And thank you for your service!

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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